Date: Saturday, 4/2/2005
Subject: David Kinney learns new position
David Kinney has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Second Base.
I would rate his skills as "D" right now.
Regards,
Sanford Eaglin (Scouting Director)
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2005
Subject: Status of Scott Liska
Dear Sir,
Scott Liska has problems at AA Aglarond Ice!
He has an ERA of 9.32, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2005
Subject: Status of Ellsworth Absher
Dear Sir,
Ellsworth Absher isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Aglarond Ice!
He has an AVG of .241, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2005
Subject: Progress of Rolf Barnwell
Dear Sir,
Rolf Barnwell has an AVG of .296 at A Helm's Deep Harriers!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2005
Subject: Status of Juan Ruiz
Dear Sir,
Juan Ruiz shouldn't play at AA Aglarond Ice!
He has an AVG of .196 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/4/2005
Subject: Status of David Solomon
Dear Sir,
David Solomon shouldn't play at AA Aglarond Ice!
He has an AVG of .248 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/16/2005
Subject: Rorag Knifebasher
Rorag Knifebasher is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 5/16/2005
Subject: Danilo Tafoya
Danilo Tafoya is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 5/29/2005
Subject: Landor Elrilmamir is sick...
Diagnosis: Sore Back.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take one week.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Tuesday, 5/31/2005
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Araiborn Aralbo
Date: Wednesday, 6/1/2005
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more than being a reliver.
I want a spot in the rotation, I think
I would do an adequate job. Otherwise, I'd like to play
elsewhere!
Regards,
Deniamer Eärylas
Date: Saturday, 6/25/2005
Subject: Status of Douglas Minnich
Dear Sir,
Douglas Minnich has problems at AA Aglarond Ice!
He has an ERA of 5.14, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 6/26/2005
Subject: Status of Alexander Blizzard
Dear Sir,
Alexander Blizzard has problems at AA Aglarond Ice!
He has an ERA of 5.33, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 7/12/2005
Subject: Thomas Ickes healing process
Thomas Ickes is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 7/25/2005
Subject: Progress of William Baker
Dear Sir,
William Baker is hitting the ball well at A Helm's Deep Harriers!
He has an AVG of .358, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 7/26/2005
Subject: Progress of Alfred Sullivan
Dear Sir,
Alfred Sullivan is doing pretty good at A Helm's Deep Harriers!
He has an ERA of 2.59, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 7/26/2005
Subject: Progress of David Kinney
Dear Sir,
David Kinney is hitting the ball well at A Helm's Deep Harriers!
He has an AVG of .327, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 8/21/2005
Subject: Status of Anthony Healy
Dear Sir,
Anthony Healy has an AVG of .248 at AA Aglarond Ice!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 8/22/2005
Subject: Progress of Thomas Ickes
Dear Sir,
Thomas Ickes has an ERA of 3.97 at A Helm's Deep Harriers!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 10/18/2005
Subject: Mugor Ghoulslobberer is sick...
Diagnosis: Sore Back.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 1-2 weeks.
Regards,
Team Doctor
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