Date: Thursday, 4/28/2005
Subject: Successful Promotion Day
Hello,
That was quite a nice game, the fans loved it!
It seems that the promotion was a success, our
fan interest increased!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Monday, 5/16/2005
Subject: Progress of Tobias Devries
Dear Sir,
Tobias Devries has nothing more to prove at AA Khand Killers!
He has an AVG of .288 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/19/2005
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Galugol Frilmer
Date: Monday, 5/23/2005
Subject: Progress of Larry Eisenbarth
Dear Sir,
Larry Eisenbarth has an AVG of .321 at A Mount Doom Maniacs!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 5/27/2005
Subject: Fox Grue learns new position
Fox Grue has made noteable progress
learning his new position, First Base.
I would rate his skills as "E" right now.
Regards,
Stephen Baltes (Scouting Director)
Date: Friday, 5/27/2005
Subject: Siloja Glebriril healing process
Siloja Glebriril is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 6/4/2005
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Eragdush Bugbearchoker
Date: Sunday, 6/5/2005
Subject: Senichi Fumihiko
Senichi Fumihiko is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Tuesday, 6/7/2005
Subject: Good Game
Hello,
The fact that we won on a promotion day seems
to have a positive effect on our fan interest!
It increased slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Sunday, 6/19/2005
Subject: Wuudak Wolfgobber
Wuudak Wolfgobber is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Tuesday, 6/28/2005
Subject: Successful Promotion Day
Hello,
That was quite a nice game, the fans loved it!
It seems that the promotion was a success, our
fan interest increased!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 7/1/2005
Subject: Phaibis Eowömbor learns new position
Phaibis Eowömbor has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Rightfield.
I would rate his skills as "E" right now.
Regards,
Stephen Baltes (Scouting Director)
Date: Monday, 7/11/2005
Subject: Status of Lilok Fistslicer
Dear Sir,
Lilok Fistslicer isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Khand Killers!
He has an AVG of .237, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 7/26/2005
Subject: Vruudish Throatscarer learns new position
Vruudish Throatscarer has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Third Base.
I would rate his skills as "E" right now.
Regards,
Stephen Baltes (Scouting Director)
Date: Wednesday, 7/27/2005
Subject: Gary Ormsby healing process
Gary Ormsby is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 8/6/2005
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Lanah Elril-Gandil
Date: Tuesday, 8/16/2005
Subject: Good Game
Hello,
The fact that we won on a promotion day seems
to have a positive effect on our fan interest!
It increased slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Wednesday, 8/17/2005
Subject: Gary Ormsby healing process
Gary Ormsby is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 9/4/2005
Subject: Phaibis Eowömbor healing process
Phaibis Eowömbor is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Thursday, 9/8/2005
Subject: Status of Pugnash Hobbittorturer
Dear Sir,
Pugnash Hobbittorturer seems overmatched at AA Khand Killers!
He has an ERA of 6.35 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 9/17/2005
Subject: Phaibis Eowömbor healing process
Phaibis Eowömbor is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 9/17/2005
Subject: Gary Ormsby
Gary Ormsby is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Friday, 9/23/2005
Subject: Starting pitcher
Manager,
Believe it or not, but I am a starting pitcher!
Would you please treat me as one and put
me in the rotation?
Regards,
Lanah Elril-Gandil
Date: Saturday, 10/15/2005
Subject: Phaibis Eowömbor
Phaibis Eowömbor is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Tuesday, 11/1/2005
Subject: Gilf Fil-Gariand is sick...
Diagnosis: Viral Infection.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 1-2 weeks.
Regards,
Team Doctor
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