Date: Sunday, 5/1/2005
Subject: Status of Jason Wills
Dear Sir,
Jason Wills has an AVG of .245 at AA Lithlad Lambas!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/8/2005
Subject: Status of Wilfredo Puñal
Dear Sir,
Wilfredo Puñal isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Lithlad Lambas!
He has an AVG of .189, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/19/2005
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Tonai Nosethrottler
Date: Friday, 5/20/2005
Subject: Elrugorn Elrilgast learns new position
Elrugorn Elrilgast has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Rightfield.
I would rate his skills as "B" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Sunday, 5/22/2005
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Hifur Goblintooth
Date: Sunday, 5/22/2005
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Tamli Stonetearer
Date: Monday, 5/23/2005
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Sadish Koboldbasher
Date: Thursday, 5/26/2005
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Saran Silverdelver
Date: Monday, 5/30/2005
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Issah Elanduil
Date: Saturday, 6/4/2005
Subject: Gollin Galadriendel healing process
Gollin Galadriendel is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 6/5/2005
Subject: Hifur Goblintooth
Hifur Goblintooth is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Friday, 6/10/2005
Subject: Gollauman Gandilhil learns new position
Gollauman Gandilhil has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Centerfield.
I would rate his skills as "D" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Monday, 8/1/2005
Subject: Status of Dexter Tamura
Dear Sir,
Dexter Tamura isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Lithlad Lambas!
He has an AVG of .212, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 8/11/2005
Subject: Progress of Isaac Viga
Dear Sir,
Isaac Viga has nothing more to prove at A Ettenmoors Eruption!
He has an ERA of 3.82 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 8/15/2005
Subject: Progress of Bifur Snowlegs
Dear Sir,
Bifur Snowlegs has an ERA of 3.90 at AA Lithlad Lambas!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 8/17/2005
Subject: Progress of Jesse Brock
Dear Sir,
Jesse Brock is doing pretty good at A Ettenmoors Eruption!
He has an ERA of 2.31, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 9/2/2005
Subject: Dumli Beardbiter
Dumli Beardbiter is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 9/3/2005
Subject: Elrugorn Elrilgast learns new position
Elrugorn Elrilgast has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Third Base.
I would rate his skills as "E" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Saturday, 9/10/2005
Subject: Peregrin Bunce learns new position
Peregrin Bunce has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Second Base.
I would rate his skills as "E" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Monday, 10/3/2005
Subject: Progress of Gollilmer Fyrith
Dear Sir,
Gollilmer Fyrith has an AVG of .279 at AA Lithlad Lambas!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 10/3/2005
Subject: Progress of Bryon Fick
Dear Sir,
Bryon Fick is doing pretty good at A Ettenmoors Eruption!
He has an ERA of 3.53, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
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