Date: Friday, 4/1/2005
Subject: Gandemer Gamama
Gandemer Gamama is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 4/16/2005
Subject: Andrew Vincent healing process
Andrew Vincent is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Thursday, 4/21/2005
Subject: Russell Thoma healing process
Russell Thoma is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2005
Subject: Progress of David Feinkohl
Dear Sir,
David Feinkohl has an AVG of .282 at AA Mount Doom Merrymen!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/2/2005
Subject: Status of Areom Anil-Garion
Dear Sir,
Areom Anil-Garion isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Mount Doom Merrymen!
He has an AVG of .240, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/2/2005
Subject: Status of Gandemer Gamama
Dear Sir,
Gandemer Gamama isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Mount Doom Merrymen!
He has an AVG of .204, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/4/2005
Subject: Progress of Thaddeus Eisenhower
Dear Sir,
Thaddeus Eisenhower is hitting the ball well at A North Mordor Flying Dragons!
He has an AVG of .284, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/10/2005
Subject: Drogo Loamsdown is sick...
Diagnosis: Cold.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 4 days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Wednesday, 5/11/2005
Subject: Myrtai Elvywyn
Myrtai Elvywyn is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 5/16/2005
Subject: Tavus Legithraviel
Tavus Legithraviel is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 5/16/2005
Subject: Progress of Isaiah Ping
Dear Sir,
Isaiah Ping is doing pretty good at A North Mordor Flying Dragons!
He has an ERA of 3.97, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/18/2005
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Kigush Eyeslobberer
Date: Friday, 5/20/2005
Subject: Progress of Denema Eärórà
Dear Sir,
Denema Eärórà has an ERA of 3.70 at A North Mordor Flying Dragons!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/21/2005
Subject: Andrew Vincent
Andrew Vincent is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Thursday, 5/26/2005
Subject: Progress of Kenneth Kratzer
Dear Sir,
Kenneth Kratzer is doing pretty good at A North Mordor Flying Dragons!
He has an ERA of 2.08, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/28/2005
Subject: Anthony Saum learns new position
Anthony Saum has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Third Base.
I would rate his skills as "E" right now.
Regards,
John Imai (Scouting Director)
Date: Sunday, 5/29/2005
Subject: Baztrak the Mean healing process
Baztrak the Mean is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 5/30/2005
Subject: Lucas Lopez learns new position
Lucas Lopez has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Centerfield.
I would rate his skills as "E" right now.
Regards,
John Imai (Scouting Director)
Date: Monday, 6/6/2005
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Faraborn Elrum
Date: Monday, 6/6/2005
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Thuoja Nebrirà
Date: Thursday, 6/9/2005
Subject: Russell Thoma
Russell Thoma is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 6/12/2005
Subject: Progress of Dwight Dacus
Dear Sir,
Dwight Dacus has an AVG of .389 at A North Mordor Flying Dragons!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 6/13/2005
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Vishnak Spearpunisher
Date: Wednesday, 6/15/2005
Subject: Status of Lura Elvebrinduil
Dear Sir,
Lura Elvebrinduil shouldn't play at AA Mount Doom Merrymen!
He has an AVG of .241 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 6/17/2005
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Gronai Dryadslasher
Date: Monday, 7/4/2005
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Tuudrak Ogrepoker
Date: Wednesday, 8/10/2005
Subject: Henar Goblinmaster healing process
Henar Goblinmaster is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Wednesday, 8/17/2005
Subject: Boriam Celebrin is sick...
Diagnosis: Sore Back.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take one week.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 8/20/2005
Subject: Henar Goblinmaster healing process
Henar Goblinmaster is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 8/21/2005
Subject: Status of Thaddeus Eisenhower
Dear Sir,
Thaddeus Eisenhower has an AVG of .249 at AA Mount Doom Merrymen!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 8/23/2005
Subject: Progress of Leo Tedford
Dear Sir,
Leo Tedford has an ERA of 3.73 at A North Mordor Flying Dragons!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 9/2/2005
Subject: Bombur Granitebrow healing process
Bombur Granitebrow is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Thursday, 9/8/2005
Subject: Bombur Granitebrow healing process
Bombur Granitebrow is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Tuesday, 9/13/2005
Subject: Starting pitcher
Manager,
Believe it or not, but I am a starting pitcher!
Would you please treat me as one and put
me in the rotation?
Regards,
Tavus Legithraviel
Date: Wednesday, 9/28/2005
Subject: Bombur Granitebrow
Bombur Granitebrow is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Thursday, 9/29/2005
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Galogorn Elvol
Date: Tuesday, 11/1/2005
Subject: Myrtai Elvywyn
Myrtai Elvywyn is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
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