Date: Sunday, 5/1/2006
Subject: Status of Abel Cerda
Dear Sir,
Abel Cerda has an AVG of .204 at AA Cloudyhead Clowns!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/3/2006
Subject: Status of John Boyd
Dear Sir,
John Boyd has an AVG of .240 at AA Cloudyhead Clowns!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/18/2006
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Gollagast Filmamir
Date: Thursday, 5/19/2006
Subject: Michael Fuller healing process
Michael Fuller is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 5/22/2006
Subject: Status of Jessie Huges
Dear Sir,
Jessie Huges isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Cloudyhead Clowns!
He has an AVG of .170, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/28/2006
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Roibur Shieldbreaker
Date: Sunday, 5/29/2006
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Silzava Gliondir
Date: Friday, 6/17/2006
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Glognar Foebinder
Date: Sunday, 6/19/2006
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Srugnash Mancutter
Date: Sunday, 6/26/2006
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Freodoc Elrumir
Date: Monday, 6/27/2006
Subject: Myrseen Elvyl healing process
Myrseen Elvyl is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 6/27/2006
Subject: Progress of Carl Pangle
Dear Sir,
Carl Pangle has nothing more to prove at A Caradhras Giants!
He has an ERA of 3.79 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 7/29/2006
Subject: Myrseen Elvyl
Myrseen Elvyl is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 8/21/2006
Subject: Status of Robert Tookes
Dear Sir,
Robert Tookes has an ERA of 5.17 at AA Cloudyhead Clowns.
I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 8/27/2006
Subject: Status of Ronald Abad
Dear Sir,
Ronald Abad shouldn't play at AA Cloudyhead Clowns!
He has an AVG of .242 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 9/14/2006
Subject: Haol Elephantmasher
Haol Elephantmasher is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 9/19/2006
Subject: Progress of Thomas Ober
Dear Sir,
Thomas Ober has an ERA of 3.75 at A Caradhras Giants!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 9/26/2006
Subject: Progress of Virgil Medina
Dear Sir,
Virgil Medina has an ERA of 2.18 at A Caradhras Giants!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 9/26/2006
Subject: Progress of Camellia Baggins
Dear Sir,
Camellia Baggins has nothing more to prove at AA Cloudyhead Clowns!
He has an ERA of 3.60 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 9/27/2006
Subject: Burt Axetorturer
Burt Axetorturer is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
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