Date: Sunday, 5/1/2006
Subject: Progress of Arwauden Arwaun
Dear Sir,
Arwauden Arwaun is hitting the ball well at A Langflood Lightning!
He has an AVG of .371, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/4/2006
Subject: Progress of Steven Evans
Dear Sir,
Steven Evans has nothing more to prove at A Langflood Lightning!
He has an ERA of 2.45 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/16/2006
Subject: Progress of Raymond Miller
Dear Sir,
Raymond Miller has nothing more to prove at A Langflood Lightning!
He has an AVG of .291 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/18/2006
Subject: Alexis Swenson learns new position
Alexis Swenson has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Shortstop.
I would rate his skills as "E" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Thursday, 5/19/2006
Subject: Status of Michael Joiner
Dear Sir,
Michael Joiner has problems at AA Entwash Goblins!
He has an ERA of 6.43, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/22/2006
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Hibur Goblintearer
Date: Monday, 5/23/2006
Subject: Progress of Todo Sandybanks
Dear Sir,
Todo Sandybanks is doing pretty good at AA Entwash Goblins!
He has an ERA of 3.97, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/24/2006
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Tigoja Tadriel
Date: Wednesday, 5/25/2006
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Lumth Elvararà
Date: Wednesday, 5/25/2006
Subject: Status of David Hughes
Dear Sir,
David Hughes has an AVG of .222 at AA Entwash Goblins!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/30/2006
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Issra Elembor
Date: Monday, 5/30/2006
Subject: Progress of Otis Ferrant
Dear Sir,
Otis Ferrant has nothing more to prove at A Langflood Lightning!
He has an ERA of 1.45 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 6/4/2006
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Boruman Celorfirion
Date: Thursday, 6/16/2006
Subject: Status of David Mcgonigal
Dear Sir,
David Mcgonigal shouldn't play at AA Entwash Goblins!
He has an AVG of .245 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 6/23/2006
Subject: Farim Fareden learns new position
Farim Fareden has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Third Base.
I would rate his skills as "E" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Monday, 6/27/2006
Subject: Issra Elembor
Issra Elembor is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 6/27/2006
Subject: Progress of William Warner
Dear Sir,
William Warner has nothing more to prove at A Langflood Lightning!
He has an AVG of .323 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 7/25/2006
Subject: Progress of Wayne Phillips
Dear Sir,
Wayne Phillips is hitting the ball well at AA Entwash Goblins!
He has an AVG of .299, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 8/1/2006
Subject: Status of David Hughes
Dear Sir,
David Hughes has an AVG of .246 at AA Entwash Goblins!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 8/16/2006
Subject: Progress of Alberto Ayala
Dear Sir,
Alberto Ayala is doing pretty good at A Langflood Lightning!
He has an ERA of 3.43, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 8/25/2006
Subject: Status of Shiborn Sarilf
Dear Sir,
Shiborn Sarilf shouldn't play at AA Entwash Goblins!
He has an AVG of .185 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 9/5/2006
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Celogorn Celuthor
Date: Monday, 9/12/2006
Subject: Progress of Kolak Facehater
Dear Sir,
Kolak Facehater has nothing more to prove at AA Entwash Goblins!
He has an AVG of .352 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 9/12/2006
Subject: Progress of William Edward
Dear Sir,
William Edward has nothing more to prove at AA Entwash Goblins!
He has an AVG of .299 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 10/9/2006
Subject: Closer?
Manager,
I would like to let you know that I
want to be your regular closer! I would do a good job!
Regards,
Guugor Earthjuggler
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