Date: Friday, 4/1/2006
Subject: Item Grue failed learning new position
Item Grue doesn't seem to make
any progress learning his new position, Second Base.
I would give up this experiment before his hitting suffers.
Regards,
Sanford Eaglin (Scouting Director)
Date: Friday, 4/1/2006
Subject: Retirement
Hi Chief,
I think my time is running out. This will be
my last season as a professional ballplayer.
Sincerely,
Tavoja Legindil
Date: Friday, 4/15/2006
Subject: Gloilin Foedelver learns new position
Gloilin Foedelver has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Rightfield.
I would rate his skills as "C" right now.
Regards,
Sanford Eaglin (Scouting Director)
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2006
Subject: Progress of Austin Jorgenson
Dear Sir,
Austin Jorgenson has nothing more to prove at AA Aglarond Ice!
He has an AVG of .333 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2006
Subject: Progress of Thomas Ickes
Dear Sir,
Thomas Ickes has an ERA of 2.76 at A Helm's Deep Harriers!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2006
Subject: Status of Scott Liska
Dear Sir,
Scott Liska seems overmatched at AA Aglarond Ice!
He has an ERA of 6.48 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2006
Subject: Progress of Alfred Sullivan
Dear Sir,
Alfred Sullivan has an ERA of 2.25 at AA Aglarond Ice!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2006
Subject: Status of Anthony Healy
Dear Sir,
Anthony Healy has an AVG of .188 at AA Aglarond Ice!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/2/2006
Subject: Status of Denaumli Eärionduil
Dear Sir,
Denaumli Eärionduil has an AVG of .243 at AA Aglarond Ice!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/11/2006
Subject: Progress of David Kinney
Dear Sir,
David Kinney has an AVG of .377 at A Helm's Deep Harriers!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/15/2006
Subject: Kenton Ayo healing process
Kenton Ayo is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 6/6/2006
Subject: Relin Rockmaster
Relin Rockmaster is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Tuesday, 6/7/2006
Subject: Wondering
Boss,
What about my playing time? Am I not
good enough to play regularly for this
team? I'm not a happy camper right now. If that doesn't
change, trade me!
Regards,
Tavoja Legindil
Date: Thursday, 6/16/2006
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Saar Galend
Date: Tuesday, 6/28/2006
Subject: Juan Domenech healing process
Juan Domenech is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Thursday, 7/21/2006
Subject: Austin Jorgenson learns new position
Austin Jorgenson has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Shortstop.
I would rate his skills as "E" right now.
Regards,
Sanford Eaglin (Scouting Director)
Date: Wednesday, 8/3/2006
Subject: Juan Domenech
Juan Domenech is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 9/3/2006
Subject: Melvin Ulloa learns new position
Melvin Ulloa has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Second Base.
I would rate his skills as "E" right now.
Regards,
Sanford Eaglin (Scouting Director)
Date: Monday, 9/5/2006
Subject: Bulbo Sandybanks is sick...
Diagnosis: Sinus Infection Nose.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 2 days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 9/26/2006
Subject: Progress of Robert Lauzon
Dear Sir,
Robert Lauzon has an AVG of .344 at AA Aglarond Ice!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 10/2/2006
Subject: James Overturf is sick...
Diagnosis: Sore Back.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 1-2 weeks.
Regards,
Team Doctor
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