Date: Tuesday, 4/5/2006
Subject: Vral Spikekiller injured
Hello Manager,
he had a little fight in a bar, and got knocked out.
Diagnosis: Broken Nose.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take one week.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2006
Subject: Progress of Willie Eisele
Dear Sir,
Willie Eisele has an AVG of .348 at A Prarie Hill Ponies!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2006
Subject: Status of Jerry Kowal
Dear Sir,
Jerry Kowal seems overmatched at AA Highland Colts!
He has an ERA of 7.34 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2006
Subject: Status of Mariano Araujo
Dear Sir,
Mariano Araujo has an ERA of 6.67 at AA Highland Colts.
I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2006
Subject: Progress of Dominic Armas
Dear Sir,
Dominic Armas has an AVG of .315 at A Prarie Hill Ponies!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2006
Subject: Status of Santo Goudeau
Dear Sir,
Santo Goudeau has an AVG of .228 at AA Highland Colts!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2006
Subject: Status of Alonso Figueroa
Dear Sir,
Alonso Figueroa isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Highland Colts!
He has an AVG of .222, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2006
Subject: Progress of Buugush Badgerdicer
Dear Sir,
Buugush Badgerdicer has nothing more to prove at AA Highland Colts!
He has an AVG of .308 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2006
Subject: Status of Posco Moss
Dear Sir,
Posco Moss isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Highland Colts!
He has an AVG of .229, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2006
Subject: Status of Phaitina Fandir
Dear Sir,
Phaitina Fandir has an AVG of .194 at AA Highland Colts!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/10/2006
Subject: I am a starter...
... so would you please put me in the rotation?
I want to go out there and start for my
team. Please come on, manager!
Regards,
Vral Spikekiller
Date: Saturday, 5/14/2006
Subject: Flordor Eärämbor
Flordor Eärämbor is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Friday, 5/20/2006
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Rinak Kidneyraper
Date: Sunday, 5/22/2006
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Libur Irontearer
Date: Wednesday, 5/25/2006
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Elruden Elraralindë
Date: Thursday, 5/26/2006
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Wonai Trollprodder
Date: Monday, 5/30/2006
Subject: Elruden Elraralindë injured
Hello Manager,
looks like he worked out a little to intense.
Diagnosis: Pulled Achilles Tendon.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 5-6 weeks.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Thursday, 6/9/2006
Subject: Progress of Terrence Leblanc
Dear Sir,
Terrence Leblanc has nothing more to prove at A Prarie Hill Ponies!
He has an ERA of 3.86 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 6/9/2006
Subject: Status of Christopher Nicklas
Dear Sir,
Christopher Nicklas isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Highland Colts!
He has an AVG of .245, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 6/20/2006
Subject: Posco *Sackville
Posco *Sackville is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 6/20/2006
Subject: Progress of Terrence Leblanc
Dear Sir,
Terrence Leblanc has an ERA of 3.86 at A Prarie Hill Ponies!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 6/20/2006
Subject: Status of Christopher Nicklas
Dear Sir,
Christopher Nicklas has an AVG of .249 at AA Highland Colts!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 6/23/2006
Subject: Miruk Ghoulslasher
Miruk Ghoulslasher is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 7/2/2006
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Boreagrin Biron
Date: Wednesday, 7/6/2006
Subject: Progress of Jerry Kowal
Dear Sir,
Jerry Kowal has an ERA of 3.96 at A Prarie Hill Ponies!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 7/8/2006
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Salok Koboldchoker
Date: Monday, 7/25/2006
Subject: Progress of Louis Mcdorman
Dear Sir,
Louis Mcdorman has nothing more to prove at A Prarie Hill Ponies!
He has an AVG of .293 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 7/25/2006
Subject: Progress of Phaitina Fandir
Dear Sir,
Phaitina Fandir has nothing more to prove at A Prarie Hill Ponies!
He has an AVG of .309 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 7/26/2006
Subject: Michael Woods learns new position
Michael Woods has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Leftfield.
I would rate his skills as "E" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Wednesday, 7/27/2006
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Gamam Eowálad
Date: Friday, 7/29/2006
Subject: Flordor Eärämbor healing process
Flordor Eärämbor is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 8/28/2006
Subject: Flordor Eärämbor
Flordor Eärämbor is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Thursday, 9/1/2006
Subject: Status of Fing Daggerslobber
Dear Sir,
Fing Daggerslobber isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Highland Colts!
He has an AVG of .246, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 9/19/2006
Subject: Progress of Willie Eisele
Dear Sir,
Willie Eisele has an AVG of .310 at AA Highland Colts!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 10/7/2006
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Sheamer Sareoden
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