Date: Friday, 4/1/2006
Subject: Retirement
Dear Sir,
The time has come. I'll leave the show after this year.
I guess I will have to make room for the young players.
Sincerely,
Vebur Tunnelbeater
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2006
Subject: Status of Merilmir Legedur
Dear Sir,
Merilmir Legedur has an AVG of .232 at AA West-emnet Orcs!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2006
Subject: Status of Edwin Delozier
Dear Sir,
Edwin Delozier isn't hitting the ball at all at AA West-emnet Orcs!
He has an AVG of .233, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2006
Subject: Status of Vomli Tunnelmover
Dear Sir,
Vomli Tunnelmover isn't hitting the ball at all at AA West-emnet Orcs!
He has an AVG of .157, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/15/2006
Subject: Progress of Benji Iradier
Dear Sir,
Benji Iradier has nothing more to prove at A White Mountain Raiders!
He has an ERA of 3.28 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/16/2006
Subject: John Mozingo learns new position
John Mozingo has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Leftfield.
I would rate his skills as "E" right now.
Regards,
Joseph Nadeau (Scouting Director)
Date: Thursday, 5/19/2006
Subject: Status of Bofur Anvilworker
Dear Sir,
Bofur Anvilworker has problems at AA West-emnet Orcs!
He has an ERA of 6.75, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 5/20/2006
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Vrsirbag Sunjuggler
Date: Tuesday, 5/24/2006
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Vring Stardicer
Date: Thursday, 5/26/2006
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Thuja Nalas
Date: Saturday, 5/28/2006
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Kulg Fingerdrinker
Date: Friday, 6/3/2006
Subject: Progress of Benji Iradier
Dear Sir,
Benji Iradier has nothing more to prove at A White Mountain Raiders!
He has an ERA of 3.86 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 6/12/2006
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Fafur Beardslayer
Date: Monday, 6/13/2006
Subject: Vebur Tunnelbeater
Vebur Tunnelbeater is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 6/20/2006
Subject: Progress of Benji Iradier
Dear Sir,
Benji Iradier is doing pretty good at A White Mountain Raiders!
He has an ERA of 3.33, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 7/11/2006
Subject: Progress of Bofur Anvilworker
Dear Sir,
Bofur Anvilworker is doing pretty good at A White Mountain Raiders!
He has an ERA of 2.62, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 7/18/2006
Subject: Status of Merilmir Legedur
Dear Sir,
Merilmir Legedur has an AVG of .248 at AA West-emnet Orcs!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 7/18/2006
Subject: Status of Edwin Delozier
Dear Sir,
Edwin Delozier shouldn't play at AA West-emnet Orcs!
He has an AVG of .226 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 7/18/2006
Subject: Status of Vomli Tunnelmover
Dear Sir,
Vomli Tunnelmover shouldn't play at AA West-emnet Orcs!
He has an AVG of .188 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 7/18/2006
Subject: Progress of Benji Iradier
Dear Sir,
Benji Iradier is doing pretty good at A White Mountain Raiders!
He has an ERA of 3.45, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 7/26/2006
Subject: Vring Stardicer healing process
Vring Stardicer is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Thursday, 8/4/2006
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Vrorg Starhater
Date: Friday, 8/5/2006
Subject: Lumor Elvadrien learns new position
Lumor Elvadrien has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Shortstop.
I would rate his skills as "D" right now.
Regards,
Joseph Nadeau (Scouting Director)
Date: Thursday, 8/18/2006
Subject: Vring Stardicer
Vring Stardicer is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Thursday, 8/18/2006
Subject: Status of William Curtin
Dear Sir,
William Curtin has an ERA of 5.14 at AA West-emnet Orcs.
I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 8/21/2006
Subject: Rosil Shieldmover healing process
Rosil Shieldmover is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Thursday, 9/1/2006
Subject: Lerin Iceywater is sick...
Diagnosis: Migraine.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 4 days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Thursday, 9/8/2006
Subject: Rosil Shieldmover
Rosil Shieldmover is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Thursday, 9/8/2006
Subject: Olorin *Orithil
Olorin *Orithil is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 9/11/2006
Subject: Richard Blewett healing process
Richard Blewett is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 9/17/2006
Subject: Richard Blewett healing process
Richard Blewett is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
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