Date: Monday, 5/2/2006
Subject: Status of Eugene Justus
Dear Sir,
Eugene Justus has an AVG of .243 at AA Mount Doom Merrymen!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 5/6/2006
Subject: Status of Lucas Lopez
Dear Sir,
Lucas Lopez shouldn't play at AA Mount Doom Merrymen!
He has an AVG of .243 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/8/2006
Subject: Progress of Paul Canaday
Dear Sir,
Paul Canaday is doing pretty good at A North Mordor Flying Dragons!
He has an ERA of 1.27, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 5/20/2006
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Sorthor Guviel
Date: Sunday, 5/22/2006
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Grilob Goraman
Date: Tuesday, 5/24/2006
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Denealf Eärölas
Date: Saturday, 5/28/2006
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Denilthor Denildriel
Date: Sunday, 5/29/2006
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Farigol Elril-Galith
Date: Wednesday, 6/1/2006
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Ollla Eowebrilas
Date: Wednesday, 6/1/2006
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Olthor Eowilmanduil
Date: Thursday, 7/7/2006
Subject: Status of Areom Anil-Garion
Dear Sir,
Areom Anil-Garion has an AVG of .247 at AA Mount Doom Merrymen!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 7/10/2006
Subject: Gidur Fil-Gan
Gidur Fil-Gan is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Tuesday, 7/19/2006
Subject: Lucas Lopez healing process
Lucas Lopez is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Tuesday, 7/26/2006
Subject: Lucas Lopez healing process
Lucas Lopez is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Wednesday, 7/27/2006
Subject: Phanthor Forfilas
Phanthor Forfilas is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 7/30/2006
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Gidur Fil-Gan
Date: Saturday, 8/6/2006
Subject: Status of Kenneth Kratzer
Dear Sir,
Kenneth Kratzer has problems at AA Mount Doom Merrymen!
He has an ERA of 6.03, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 8/15/2006
Subject: Progress of Thor Wingnutt
Dear Sir,
Thor Wingnutt has nothing more to prove at AA Mount Doom Merrymen!
He has an AVG of .326 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 8/20/2006
Subject: Ollla Eowebrilas
Ollla Eowebrilas is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 8/27/2006
Subject: Progress of Muzhak the Straggler
Dear Sir,
Muzhak the Straggler has an AVG of .423 at A North Mordor Flying Dragons!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 9/8/2006
Subject: Status of Grimjack John
Dear Sir,
Grimjack John shouldn't play at AA Mount Doom Merrymen!
He has an AVG of .235 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 9/10/2006
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Vortai Tinalith
Date: Sunday, 9/18/2006
Subject: Frodo Chubb injured
Hello Manager,
he had a little fight in a bar, and got knocked out.
Diagnosis: Broken Nose.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take one week.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Tuesday, 10/4/2006
Subject: Bamli Anvildelver
Bamli Anvildelver is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 10/22/2006
Subject: Farigol Elril-Galith
Farigol Elril-Galith is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
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