Date: Saturday, 4/9/2006
Subject: Kayoti the Wiley learns new position
Kayoti the Wiley has made noteable progress
learning his new position, First Base.
I would rate his skills as "E" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Sunday, 4/10/2006
Subject: Arwaihil Anylindë healing process
Arwaihil Anylindë is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 4/11/2006
Subject: Successful Promotion Day
Hello,
That was quite a nice game, the fans loved it!
It seems that the promotion was a success, our
fan interest increased!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Saturday, 4/16/2006
Subject: Virin Tunnelbiter learns new position
Virin Tunnelbiter has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Third Base.
I would rate his skills as "E" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Saturday, 4/23/2006
Subject: Gandeohil Gaman learns new position
Gandeohil Gaman has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Leftfield.
I would rate his skills as "C" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Monday, 4/25/2006
Subject: Galaudriel Elvàviel learns new position
Galaudriel Elvàviel has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Third Base.
I would rate his skills as "E" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2006
Subject: Status of Gori Moonshine
Dear Sir,
Gori Moonshine shouldn't play at AA Combe Feta!
He has an AVG of .248 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2006
Subject: Progress of Gollaiborn Fionduil
Dear Sir,
Gollaiborn Fionduil is doing pretty good at A Staddle Gouda!
He has an ERA of 2.42, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/2/2006
Subject: Good Game
Hello,
The fact that we won on a promotion day seems
to have a positive effect on our fan interest!
It increased slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/4/2006
Subject: Elrildur Elriamli learns new position
Elrildur Elriamli has made noteable progress
learning his new position, First Base.
I would rate his skills as "E" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Thursday, 5/5/2006
Subject: Nog the Naughty learns new position
Nog the Naughty has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Rightfield.
I would rate his skills as "A" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Saturday, 5/14/2006
Subject: Lobur Oathdelver learns new position
Lobur Oathdelver has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Third Base.
I would rate his skills as "E" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Sunday, 5/15/2006
Subject: Bork Beavercleaver learns new position
Bork Beavercleaver has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Third Base.
I would rate his skills as "C" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Wednesday, 5/18/2006
Subject: Status of Virin Tunnelbiter
Dear Sir,
Virin Tunnelbiter isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Combe Feta!
He has an AVG of .151, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/21/2006
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Moignar Orebreaker
Date: Tuesday, 5/24/2006
Subject: Gori Moonshine learns new position
Gori Moonshine has made noteable progress
learning his new position, First Base.
I would rate his skills as "E" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Sunday, 5/29/2006
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Badur Belewyn
Date: Monday, 5/30/2006
Subject: Status of Phanseen Firion
Dear Sir,
Phanseen Firion seems overmatched at AA Combe Feta!
He has an ERA of 6.66 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 6/6/2006
Subject: Good Game
Hello,
The fact that we won on a promotion day seems
to have a positive effect on our fan interest!
It increased slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 6/7/2006
Subject: Phaija Eowur learns new position
Phaija Eowur has made noteable progress
learning his new position, First Base.
I would rate his skills as "E" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Wednesday, 6/8/2006
Subject: Gord the Good learns new position
Gord the Good has made noteable progress
learning his new position, First Base.
I would rate his skills as "E" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Thursday, 6/9/2006
Subject: Legaman Isaugorn learns new position
Legaman Isaugorn has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Centerfield.
I would rate his skills as "E" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Thursday, 6/9/2006
Subject: Gruulak Earkiller learns new position
Gruulak Earkiller has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Third Base.
I would rate his skills as "E" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Friday, 6/10/2006
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Gandeohil Gaman
Date: Saturday, 6/11/2006
Subject: Status of Wilibald Fumlefot
Dear Sir,
Wilibald Fumlefot has an AVG of .249 at AA Combe Feta!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 6/13/2006
Subject: Progress of Deniagrin Eärunduil
Dear Sir,
Deniagrin Eärunduil is doing pretty good at A Staddle Gouda!
He has an ERA of 3.93, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 6/24/2006
Subject: Rabur Rockback failed learning new position
Rabur Rockback doesn't seem to make
any progress learning his new position, Centerfield.
I would give up this experiment before his hitting suffers.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Saturday, 7/2/2006
Subject: Bork Beavercleaver learns new position
Bork Beavercleaver has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Shortstop.
I would rate his skills as "C" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Saturday, 7/2/2006
Subject: Gimli Stealthbow learns new position
Gimli Stealthbow has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Shortstop.
I would rate his skills as "B" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Sunday, 7/3/2006
Subject: Bugar the Bad learns new position
Bugar the Bad has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Second Base.
I would rate his skills as "D" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Monday, 7/18/2006
Subject: Status of Wuudak Wolfkicker
Dear Sir,
Wuudak Wolfkicker shouldn't play at AA Combe Feta!
He has an AVG of .212 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 7/21/2006
Subject: Status of Hosur Goldsplitter
Dear Sir,
Hosur Goldsplitter isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Combe Feta!
He has an AVG of .235, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 7/25/2006
Subject: Progress of Halagrin Grelf
Dear Sir,
Halagrin Grelf has nothing more to prove at AA Combe Feta!
He has an ERA of 3.93 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 8/1/2006
Subject: Perauden Meruhil learns new position
Perauden Meruhil has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Third Base.
I would rate his skills as "E" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Tuesday, 8/2/2006
Subject: Good Game
Hello,
The fact that we won on a promotion day seems
to have a positive effect on our fan interest!
It increased slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 8/5/2006
Subject: Hosur Goldsplitter learns new position
Hosur Goldsplitter has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Centerfield.
I would rate his skills as "C" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Wednesday, 8/10/2006
Subject: Successful Promotion Day
Hello,
That was quite a nice game, the fans loved it!
It seems that the promotion was a success, our
fan interest increased!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Monday, 8/15/2006
Subject: Status of Phaitai Fandil
Dear Sir,
Phaitai Fandil has problems at AA Combe Feta!
He has an ERA of 8.22, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 8/16/2006
Subject: Status of Flem the Rude
Dear Sir,
Flem the Rude isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Combe Feta!
He has an AVG of .216, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 8/17/2006
Subject: Good Game
Hello,
The fact that we won on a promotion day seems
to have a positive effect on our fan interest!
It increased slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 8/19/2006
Subject: Prince Swampcastle learns new position
Prince Swampcastle has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Shortstop.
I would rate his skills as "C" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Sunday, 8/28/2006
Subject: Nog the Naughty learns new position
Nog the Naughty has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Third Base.
I would rate his skills as "E" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Thursday, 9/1/2006
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Vonus Tunnelsmelter
Date: Friday, 9/2/2006
Subject: Wilibald Fumlefot learns new position
Wilibald Fumlefot has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Third Base.
I would rate his skills as "E" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Tuesday, 9/6/2006
Subject: Griswold Mudslinger learns new position
Griswold Mudslinger has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Centerfield.
I would rate his skills as "E" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Wednesday, 9/7/2006
Subject: Duuk Braingobber
Duuk Braingobber is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 9/12/2006
Subject: Buuurk Badgerhater learns new position
Buuurk Badgerhater has made noteable progress
learning his new position, First Base.
I would rate his skills as "E" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Tuesday, 9/13/2006
Subject: Starting pitcher
Manager,
Believe it or not, but I am a starting pitcher!
Would you please treat me as one and put
me in the rotation?
Regards,
Beama Belil-Gariand
Date: Saturday, 10/1/2006
Subject: Promotion Day
Dear Sir,
Congratulations, our fan interest increased slightly because
our team won on a promotion day. Good job!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Thursday, 10/27/2006
Subject: Gorauden Geomli injured
Hello Manager,
he had a little fight in a bar, and got knocked out.
Diagnosis: Knocked Out Teeth.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 3 days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
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