Date: Monday, 4/11/2007
Subject: Luis Housel learns new position
Luis Housel has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Third Base.
I would rate his skills as "5" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2007
Subject: Status of Robert Tookes
Dear Sir,
Robert Tookes has an ERA of 8.42 at AA Cloudyhead Clowns.
I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/2/2007
Subject: Status of Satina Garan
Dear Sir,
Satina Garan seems overmatched at AA Cloudyhead Clowns!
He has an ERA of 8.88 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/23/2007
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Haol Elephantmasher
Date: Monday, 5/23/2007
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Farin Beardsnapper
Date: Monday, 5/23/2007
Subject: Progress of Galawyn Farun
Dear Sir,
Galawyn Farun is doing pretty good at A Caradhras Giants!
He has an ERA of 1.69, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/23/2007
Subject: Progress of Wuudak Wolfkicker
Dear Sir,
Wuudak Wolfkicker has nothing more to prove at A Caradhras Giants!
He has an AVG of .329 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/24/2007
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Meraulbo Isum
Date: Wednesday, 5/25/2007
Subject: Russell Cleaves healing process
Russell Cleaves is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 5/29/2007
Subject: Status of Denis Paul
Dear Sir,
Denis Paul has problems at AA Cloudyhead Clowns!
He has an ERA of 5.14, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 6/4/2007
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Lelin Ironshaker
Date: Sunday, 6/5/2007
Subject: Progress of Ronald Abad
Dear Sir,
Ronald Abad has an AVG of .296 at A Caradhras Giants!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 6/6/2007
Subject: Myrseen Elvyl
Myrseen Elvyl is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Tuesday, 6/14/2007
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Myrseen Elvyl
Date: Friday, 7/8/2007
Subject: Status of David Payne
Dear Sir,
David Payne has an AVG of .241 at AA Cloudyhead Clowns!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 7/18/2007
Subject: Status of Pynkee BigBrain
Dear Sir,
Pynkee BigBrain has an AVG of .212 at AA Cloudyhead Clowns!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 7/20/2007
Subject: Progress of Asta Dolfenien
Dear Sir,
Asta Dolfenien is hitting the ball well at A Caradhras Giants!
He has an AVG of .275, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 8/9/2007
Subject: Status of Jack Metzler
Dear Sir,
Jack Metzler has problems at AA Cloudyhead Clowns!
He has an ERA of 8.02, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 9/18/2007
Subject: Progress of Michael Fuller
Dear Sir,
Michael Fuller is doing pretty good at A Caradhras Giants!
He has an ERA of 3.59, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
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