Date: Sunday, 5/1/2007
Subject: Progress of Nelson Slezak
Dear Sir,
Nelson Slezak has an AVG of .336 at A Minas Tirith Tigers!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2007
Subject: Progress of Aaron Sova
Dear Sir,
Aaron Sova has nothing more to prove at A Minas Tirith Tigers!
He has an ERA of 2.49 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/3/2007
Subject: Status of Thuor Néndil
Dear Sir,
Thuor Néndil isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Barrow Downs Wights!
He has an AVG of .248, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/11/2007
Subject: Status of Peter Mclelland
Dear Sir,
Peter Mclelland has an ERA of 5.73 at AA Barrow Downs Wights.
I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/18/2007
Subject: Status of Joel Sancristobal
Dear Sir,
Joel Sancristobal seems overmatched at AA Barrow Downs Wights!
He has an ERA of 5.93 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/23/2007
Subject: Progress of Ronald Husband
Dear Sir,
Ronald Husband has an ERA of 3.43 at A Minas Tirith Tigers!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/24/2007
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Phaiar Eowiviel
Date: Monday, 5/30/2007
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Gamaumir Eowaviel
Date: Tuesday, 5/31/2007
Subject: Celomer Eäril-Gamir healing process
Celomer Eäril-Gamir is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Thursday, 6/2/2007
Subject: Progress of Stephen Priestley
Dear Sir,
Stephen Priestley is hitting the ball well at AA Barrow Downs Wights!
He has an AVG of .276, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 6/14/2007
Subject: Celomer Eäril-Gamir healing process
Celomer Eäril-Gamir is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Friday, 7/8/2007
Subject: Carl Hornblower learns new position
Carl Hornblower has made noteable progress
learning his new position, First Base.
I would rate his skills as "5" right now.
Regards,
Bilbobuck Effin Dentcrusher (Scouting Director)
Date: Friday, 7/15/2007
Subject: Status of Oliver Lopez
Dear Sir,
Oliver Lopez shouldn't play at AA Barrow Downs Wights!
He has an AVG of .235 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 7/15/2007
Subject: Status of Baker Grue
Dear Sir,
Baker Grue has an AVG of .157 at AA Barrow Downs Wights!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 7/17/2007
Subject: Celomer Eäril-Gamir
Celomer Eäril-Gamir is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Tuesday, 7/19/2007
Subject: Status of Robert Herren
Dear Sir,
Robert Herren shouldn't play at AA Barrow Downs Wights!
He has an AVG of .245 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 8/8/2007
Subject: Status of Baker Grue
Dear Sir,
Baker Grue isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Barrow Downs Wights!
He has an AVG of .162, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 8/14/2007
Subject: Status of Fasil Beardsplitter
Dear Sir,
Fasil Beardsplitter shouldn't play at AA Barrow Downs Wights!
He has an AVG of .208 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 8/16/2007
Subject: Richard Mulcahy failed learning new position
Richard Mulcahy doesn't seem to make
any progress learning his new position, Centerfield.
I would give up this experiment before his hitting suffers.
Regards,
Bilbobuck Effin Dentcrusher (Scouting Director)
Date: Tuesday, 8/16/2007
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Iseagast Imream
Date: Wednesday, 8/17/2007
Subject: Progress of John Seitaro
Dear Sir,
John Seitaro has nothing more to prove at A Minas Tirith Tigers!
He has an AVG of .310 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 8/18/2007
Subject: Status of Chris Wilmes
Dear Sir,
Chris Wilmes has an ERA of 8.87 at AA Barrow Downs Wights.
I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 8/23/2007
Subject: Status of Santiago Carpio
Dear Sir,
Santiago Carpio has problems at AA Barrow Downs Wights!
He has an ERA of 5.36, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 9/4/2007
Subject: Fasil Beardsplitter learns new position
Fasil Beardsplitter has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Rightfield.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Bilbobuck Effin Dentcrusher (Scouting Director)
Date: Wednesday, 9/7/2007
Subject: Progress of Nelson Slezak
Dear Sir,
Nelson Slezak is hitting the ball well at AA Barrow Downs Wights!
He has an AVG of .281, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 10/3/2007
Subject: Status of Oliver Lopez
Dear Sir,
Oliver Lopez has an AVG of .189 at AA Barrow Downs Wights!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
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