Date: Sunday, 5/1/2007
Subject: Status of Taffy the Sasquatch
Dear Sir,
Taffy the Sasquatch has an AVG of .225 at AA Mount Doom Merrymen!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2007
Subject: Progress of Muzhak the Straggler
Dear Sir,
Muzhak the Straggler has nothing more to prove at A North Mordor Flying Dragons!
He has an AVG of .320 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/3/2007
Subject: Status of Grimjack John
Dear Sir,
Grimjack John isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Mount Doom Merrymen!
He has an AVG of .247, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 5/6/2007
Subject: Progress of Paul Canaday
Dear Sir,
Paul Canaday has nothing more to prove at A North Mordor Flying Dragons!
He has an ERA of 3.88 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/18/2007
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Sebur Silverhead
Date: Friday, 5/20/2007
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Gidur Fil-Gan
Date: Wednesday, 5/25/2007
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Galogorn Elvol
Date: Thursday, 5/26/2007
Subject: Status of Martin Maysonet
Dear Sir,
Martin Maysonet has an ERA of 5.48 at AA Mount Doom Merrymen.
I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 6/5/2007
Subject: Haliagast Gumer learns new position
Haliagast Gumer has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Third Base.
I would rate his skills as "5" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Monday, 6/27/2007
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Remli Rockmover
Date: Tuesday, 6/28/2007
Subject: Progress of Robert Stolle
Dear Sir,
Robert Stolle has an AVG of .365 at A North Mordor Flying Dragons!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 6/28/2007
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Hidush Elfbelly
Date: Saturday, 7/30/2007
Subject: Progress of Lura Elvebrinduil
Dear Sir,
Lura Elvebrinduil has an AVG of .303 at A North Mordor Flying Dragons!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 8/1/2007
Subject: Status of Halildur Gwaimir
Dear Sir,
Halildur Gwaimir has an AVG of .247 at AA Mount Doom Merrymen!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 8/2/2007
Subject: Waiver claim/Sign
Hello,
you have claimed Farag Clubslicer off waivers and signed him.
Regards,
Assistant GM
Date: Sunday, 8/7/2007
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Fafur Beardslayer
Date: Friday, 8/19/2007
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Pimra Gŕlas
Date: Monday, 8/22/2007
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Nesil Ringarm
Date: Saturday, 8/27/2007
Subject: Progress of Paul Canaday
Dear Sir,
Paul Canaday has nothing more to prove at AA Mount Doom Merrymen!
He has an ERA of 3.65 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 8/27/2007
Subject: Progress of Muzhak the Straggler
Dear Sir,
Muzhak the Straggler has nothing more to prove at AA Mount Doom Merrymen!
He has an AVG of .340 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 9/8/2007
Subject: Ligor Fistslammer
Ligor Fistslammer is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 9/10/2007
Subject: Henar Goblinmaster healing process
Henar Goblinmaster is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
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