Date: Friday, 4/1/2007
Subject: Promotion Day
Dear Sir,
Congratulations, our fan interest increased slightly because
our team won on a promotion day. Good job!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Saturday, 4/16/2007
Subject: Virin Tunnelbiter learns new position
Virin Tunnelbiter has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Rightfield.
I would rate his skills as "3" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Sunday, 4/24/2007
Subject: Wuudak Wolfkicker learns new position
Wuudak Wolfkicker has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Centerfield.
I would rate his skills as "4" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Tuesday, 4/26/2007
Subject: Promotion Day
Dear Sir,
Congratulations, our fan interest increased slightly because
our team won on a promotion day. Good job!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/3/2007
Subject: Status of Navin the Jerk
Dear Sir,
Navin the Jerk has an AVG of .248 at AA Combe Feta!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/11/2007
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more than being a reliver.
I want a spot in the rotation, I think
I would do an adequate job. Otherwise, I'd like to play
elsewhere!
Regards,
Smaugorn Shegorn
Date: Wednesday, 5/11/2007
Subject: Status of Bugar the Bad
Dear Sir,
Bugar the Bad has an AVG of .243 at AA Combe Feta!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/12/2007
Subject: Progress of Wuudak Wolfkicker
Dear Sir,
Wuudak Wolfkicker has nothing more to prove at A Staddle Gouda!
He has an AVG of .340 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/17/2007
Subject: So you want to get rid of me...
...fine. This is how you treat a player who
loves his team. Whatever. I'm upset!
Regards,
Thaira Lómebrildur
Date: Friday, 5/20/2007
Subject: Rosil Shieldmover learns new position
Rosil Shieldmover has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Centerfield.
I would rate his skills as "6" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Thursday, 5/26/2007
Subject: Good Game
Hello,
The fact that we won on a promotion day seems
to have a positive effect on our fan interest!
It increased slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Thursday, 5/26/2007
Subject: Status of Burt the Vague
Dear Sir,
Burt the Vague seems overmatched at AA Combe Feta!
He has an ERA of 7.36 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/30/2007
Subject: Successful Promotion Day
Hello,
That was quite a nice game, the fans loved it!
It seems that the promotion was a success, our
fan interest increased!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/31/2007
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Huli Goldtooth
Date: Sunday, 6/12/2007
Subject: Imraidoc Gweagrin learns new position
Imraidoc Gweagrin has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Centerfield.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Saturday, 6/18/2007
Subject: Grunthos the Flatulent learns new position
Grunthos the Flatulent has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Leftfield.
I would rate his skills as "3" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Saturday, 6/18/2007
Subject: Prince Swampcastle learns new position
Prince Swampcastle has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Leftfield.
I would rate his skills as "5" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Monday, 6/20/2007
Subject: Rootfoot of Withywindle learns new position
Rootfoot of Withywindle has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Leftfield.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Monday, 6/27/2007
Subject: Kayoti the Wiley learns new position
Kayoti the Wiley has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Shortstop.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Friday, 7/8/2007
Subject: Muffy the Grotesque learns new position
Muffy the Grotesque has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Shortstop.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Tuesday, 7/12/2007
Subject: Nog the Naughty learns new position
Nog the Naughty has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Second Base.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Tuesday, 7/12/2007
Subject: Status of Prince Swampcastle
Dear Sir,
Prince Swampcastle isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Combe Feta!
He has an AVG of .246, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 7/15/2007
Subject: Wilibald Fumlefot learns new position
Wilibald Fumlefot has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Shortstop.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Friday, 7/15/2007
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Ralin Rockbinder
Date: Sunday, 7/24/2007
Subject: Status of Pugsley Poodlekicker
Dear Sir,
Pugsley Poodlekicker has an AVG of .248 at AA Combe Feta!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 7/27/2007
Subject: Progress of Imraidoc Gweagrin
Dear Sir,
Imraidoc Gweagrin is hitting the ball well at A Staddle Gouda!
He has an AVG of .299, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 8/3/2007
Subject: Belladonna Brockhouse learns new position
Belladonna Brockhouse has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Third Base.
I would rate his skills as "8" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Monday, 8/8/2007
Subject: Status of Phrank Ferretface
Dear Sir,
Phrank Ferretface has an ERA of 8.92 at AA Combe Feta.
I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 8/19/2007
Subject: Status of Lamont of Nurn
Dear Sir,
Lamont of Nurn has an AVG of .192 at AA Combe Feta!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 8/30/2007
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Issah Elanduil
Date: Thursday, 9/1/2007
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Gogak Drowslammer
Date: Friday, 9/2/2007
Subject: Good Game
Hello,
The fact that we won on a promotion day seems
to have a positive effect on our fan interest!
It increased slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 9/6/2007
Subject: Starting pitcher
Manager,
Believe it or not, but I am a starting pitcher!
Would you please treat me as one and put
me in the rotation?
Regards,
Gogak Drowslammer
Date: Saturday, 10/1/2007
Subject: Good Game
Hello,
The fact that we won on a promotion day seems
to have a positive effect on our fan interest!
It increased slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Thursday, 10/6/2007
Subject: Promotion Day
Dear Sir,
Congratulations, our fan interest increased slightly because
our team won on a promotion day. Good job!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
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