Date: Friday, 4/1/2008
Subject: Retirement
Dear Sir,
The time has come. I'll leave the show after this year.
I guess I will have to make room for the young players.
Sincerely,
Lidish Fistripper
Date: Monday, 4/18/2008
Subject: John Wendling learns new position
John Wendling has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Rightfield.
I would rate his skills as "1" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Monday, 4/25/2008
Subject: Greogrin Goragol
Greogrin Goragol is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Status of Federico Mazza
Dear Sir,
Federico Mazza seems overmatched at AA Old Ford Otters!
He has an ERA of 7.86 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Status of Terence Rutt
Dear Sir,
Terence Rutt seems overmatched at AA Old Ford Otters!
He has an ERA of 6.39 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Status of Uncle Grue
Dear Sir,
Uncle Grue shouldn't play at AA Old Ford Otters!
He has an AVG of .163 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Status of William Jelinek
Dear Sir,
William Jelinek shouldn't play at AA Old Ford Otters!
He has an AVG of .164 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Status of Jeffrey Smith
Dear Sir,
Jeffrey Smith has an AVG of .152 at AA Old Ford Otters!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Brian Preusser
Dear Sir,
Brian Preusser is hitting the ball well at AA Old Ford Otters!
He has an AVG of .288, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/16/2008
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello Sir,
we have put a claim on Antonio Perez.
Regards,
Minas Morgul GM
Date: Monday, 5/16/2008
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello Sir,
we have put a claim on Foinus Cavernshaker.
Regards,
Misty Mountain GM
Date: Tuesday, 5/17/2008
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello,
we have claimed Foinus Cavernshaker off waivers and signed him.
Regards,
Misty Mountain GM
Date: Tuesday, 5/17/2008
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello,
we have claimed Antonio Perez off waivers and signed him.
Regards,
Minas Morgul GM
Date: Monday, 5/30/2008
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Nalin Loreboot
Date: Tuesday, 5/31/2008
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Perian Moraden
Date: Tuesday, 6/7/2008
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Imruthor Halomir
Date: Monday, 6/13/2008
Subject: Status of William Jelinek
Dear Sir,
William Jelinek has an AVG of .222 at AA Old Ford Otters!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 6/15/2008
Subject: Gweogorn Gorilbo healing process
Gweogorn Gorilbo is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 6/18/2008
Subject: John Wendling healing process
John Wendling is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 8/1/2008
Subject: Uncle Grue learns new position
Uncle Grue has made noteable progress
learning his new position, First Base.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Monday, 8/1/2008
Subject: Status of John Wendling
Dear Sir,
John Wendling shouldn't play at AA Old Ford Otters!
He has an AVG of .204 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 9/7/2008
Subject: Progress of Wayne Bobadilla
Dear Sir,
Wayne Bobadilla is doing pretty good at AA Old Ford Otters!
He has an ERA of 2.91, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 9/26/2008
Subject: Status of Terence Rutt
Dear Sir,
Terence Rutt seems overmatched at AA Old Ford Otters!
He has an ERA of 6.07 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
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