Date: Friday, 4/1/2008
Subject: Retirement
Hi Chief,
I think my time is running out. This will be
my last season as a professional ballplayer.
Sincerely,
Legeron Iseomer
Date: Friday, 4/1/2008
Subject: I will retire
Hey Boss,
I will hang up the cleats after this season.
It was a great time, but my family needs me now.
Regards,
Glosil Foemover
Date: Saturday, 4/9/2008
Subject: Waiver claim/Sign
Hello,
you have claimed Durg Ratclaw off waivers and signed him.
Regards,
Assistant GM
Date: Saturday, 4/9/2008
Subject: Waiver claim/Sign
Hello,
you have claimed Daniel Durso off waivers and signed him.
Regards,
Assistant GM
Date: Saturday, 4/9/2008
Subject: Waiver claim/Sign
Hello,
you have claimed Balzag Moonbane off waivers and signed him.
Regards,
Assistant GM
Date: Friday, 4/22/2008
Subject: Fosco Bramble is sick...
Diagnosis: Sinus Infection Nose.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 3 days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Tuesday, 4/26/2008
Subject: Fing Daggerslobber learns new position
Fing Daggerslobber has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Second Base.
I would rate his skills as "3" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Monday, 5/2/2008
Subject: Neal Friesen learns new position
Neal Friesen has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Leftfield.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Tuesday, 5/10/2008
Subject: Waiver claim/Sign
Hello,
you have claimed Prarg Halflingslobbr off waivers and signed him.
Regards,
Assistant GM
Date: Tuesday, 5/10/2008
Subject: Waiver claim/Sign
Hello,
you have claimed Andres Lerma off waivers and signed him.
Regards,
Assistant GM
Date: Tuesday, 5/24/2008
Subject: Oboe Grue failed learning new position
Oboe Grue doesn't seem to make
any progress learning his new position, Leftfield.
I would give up this experiment before his hitting suffers.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Monday, 6/27/2008
Subject: Gilgaril Ealthir learns new position
Gilgaril Ealthir has made noteable progress
learning his new position, First Base.
I would rate his skills as "5" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Tuesday, 6/28/2008
Subject: Progress of Mark Tebo
Dear Sir,
Mark Tebo is doing pretty good at A Prarie Hill Ponies!
He has an ERA of 3.29, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 7/23/2008
Subject: Status of Neal Friesen
Dear Sir,
Neal Friesen shouldn't play at AA Highland Colts!
He has an AVG of .238 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 7/24/2008
Subject: Eucalypta the Pink healing process
Eucalypta the Pink is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 7/24/2008
Subject: Status of Kesil Grudgetearer
Dear Sir,
Kesil Grudgetearer has problems at AA Highland Colts!
He has an ERA of 6.04, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 8/11/2008
Subject: Fosco Bramble learns new position
Fosco Bramble has made noteable progress
learning his new position, First Base.
I would rate his skills as "8" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Saturday, 9/10/2008
Subject: Starting pitcher
Manager,
Believe it or not, but I am a starting pitcher!
Would you please treat me as one and put
me in the rotation?
Regards,
Eucalypta the Pink
Date: Tuesday, 9/13/2008
Subject: Waiver claim/Sign
Hello,
you have claimed Felix Rivera off waivers and signed him.
Regards,
Assistant GM
Date: Tuesday, 9/13/2008
Subject: Waiver claim/Sign
Hello,
you have claimed Alfred Sullivan off waivers and signed him.
Regards,
Assistant GM
Date: Tuesday, 10/18/2008
Subject: Legeron Iseomer healing process
Legeron Iseomer is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Wednesday, 10/26/2008
Subject: Legeron Iseomer healing process
Legeron Iseomer is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
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