Date: Friday, 4/1/2008
Subject: Retirement
Dear Sir,
The time has come. I'll leave the show after this year.
I guess I will have to make room for the young players.
Sincerely,
Lebur Ironmaster
Date: Friday, 4/1/2008
Subject: Retirement
Hi Chief,
I think my time is running out. This will be
my last season as a professional ballplayer.
Sincerely,
Sosur Stonekiller
Date: Tuesday, 4/26/2008
Subject: Waiver claim/Sign
Hello,
you have claimed Radiden Morolf off waivers and signed him.
Regards,
Assistant GM
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Status of Santiago Carpio
Dear Sir,
Santiago Carpio has an ERA of 6.75 at AA Barrow Downs Wights.
I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Status of Joel Sancristobal
Dear Sir,
Joel Sancristobal has problems at AA Barrow Downs Wights!
He has an ERA of 8.73, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Status of Miguel Juarez
Dear Sir,
Miguel Juarez has problems at AA Barrow Downs Wights!
He has an ERA of 6.18, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Status of Oliver Lopez
Dear Sir,
Oliver Lopez has an AVG of .167 at AA Barrow Downs Wights!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Status of Baker Grue
Dear Sir,
Baker Grue isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Barrow Downs Wights!
He has an AVG of .127, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/7/2008
Subject: Jason Duffy is sick...
Diagnosis: Sinus Infection Nose.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 3 days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Tuesday, 5/10/2008
Subject: Progress of Alberto Guillen
Dear Sir,
Alberto Guillen is hitting the ball well at A Minas Tirith Tigers!
He has an AVG of .286, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 6/3/2008
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Vral Spikekiller
Date: Wednesday, 6/8/2008
Subject: Progress of John Seitaro
Dear Sir,
John Seitaro is hitting the ball well at AA Barrow Downs Wights!
He has an AVG of .337, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 6/8/2008
Subject: Status of Chris Wilmes
Dear Sir,
Chris Wilmes seems overmatched at AA Barrow Downs Wights!
He has an ERA of 7.29 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 6/12/2008
Subject: Legealas Isauron learns new position
Legealas Isauron has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Leftfield.
I would rate his skills as "4" right now.
Regards,
Bilbobuck Effin Dentcrusher (Scouting Director)
Date: Tuesday, 6/21/2008
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Iseagast Imream
Date: Thursday, 6/23/2008
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Bukak Axeslobberer
Date: Saturday, 6/25/2008
Subject: Smama Shauma healing process
Smama Shauma is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Tuesday, 6/28/2008
Subject: Progress of Alberto Guillen
Dear Sir,
Alberto Guillen has nothing more to prove at AA Barrow Downs Wights!
He has an AVG of .302 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 6/28/2008
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello,
we have claimed Stephen Priestley off waivers and signed him.
Regards,
Lothlorien GM
Date: Tuesday, 7/12/2008
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello,
we have claimed Nelson Slezak off waivers and signed him.
Regards,
Lothlorien GM
Date: Monday, 7/18/2008
Subject: Status of Robert Herren
Dear Sir,
Robert Herren shouldn't play at AA Barrow Downs Wights!
He has an AVG of .189 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 7/25/2008
Subject: Kevin Velasco learns new position
Kevin Velasco has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Shortstop.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Bilbobuck Effin Dentcrusher (Scouting Director)
Date: Friday, 7/29/2008
Subject: Bukak Axeslobberer is sick...
Diagnosis: Sore Back.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take one week.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 9/5/2008
Subject: Status of Oliver Lopez
Dear Sir,
Oliver Lopez has an AVG of .220 at AA Barrow Downs Wights!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 9/7/2008
Subject: Status of Edgar Hill
Dear Sir,
Edgar Hill has an ERA of 5.48 at AA Barrow Downs Wights.
I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 10/14/2008
Subject: Tonai Nosethrottler injured
Hello Manager,
he had a little fight in a bar, and got knocked out.
Diagnosis: Knocked Out Teeth.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 4 days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
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