Date: Thursday, 4/28/2008 Subject: Girag Drowjuggler is sick... Diagnosis: Stomach Flu. He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take one week.
Regards, Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2008 Subject: Status of Halildur Gwaimir Dear Sir, Halildur Gwaimir isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Mount Doom Merrymen! He has an AVG of .247, so a demotion is the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2008 Subject: Progress of Juan Alvarez Dear Sir, Juan Alvarez has an AVG of .459 at A North Mordor Flying Dragons! I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2008 Subject: Progress of Paul Canaday Dear Sir, Paul Canaday has an ERA of 3.18 at AA Mount Doom Merrymen! I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2008 Subject: Progress of Muzhak the Straggler Dear Sir, Muzhak the Straggler has an AVG of .412 at AA Mount Doom Merrymen! I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 5/6/2008 Subject: Progress of Tony Martinez Dear Sir, Tony Martinez has nothing more to prove at A North Mordor Flying Dragons! He has an ERA of 3.80 over there, so I think a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/16/2008 Subject: Progress of Jimmy Florez Dear Sir, Jimmy Florez has nothing more to prove at A North Mordor Flying Dragons! He has an ERA of 3.95 over there, so I think a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/22/2008 Subject: Contract extension question Dear Sir, My contract expires after this season. I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards, Gamaithor Elylith
Date: Monday, 5/23/2008 Subject: Contract extension question Dear Sir, My contract expires after this season. I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards, Wulo Wolfdragger
Date: Wednesday, 5/25/2008 Subject: Contract extension Hello, I just wanted to let you know that I'm in my last year of the contract. Are you interested in giving me an extension? I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards, Ardaah Anŕldor
Date: Thursday, 5/26/2008 Subject: Contract extension Hello, I just wanted to let you know that I'm in my last year of the contract. Are you interested in giving me an extension? I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards, Elrealob Elrauhil
Date: Sunday, 5/29/2008 Subject: Leo Tedford healing process Leo Tedford is not recovering as fast as I have hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards, Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 6/6/2008 Subject: Contract Dear Sir, I would like to negotiate a contract extension! Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards, Arweand Belámir
Date: Monday, 6/6/2008 Subject: Gamaithor Elylith is sick... Diagnosis: Flu. He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take one week.
Regards, Team Doctor
Date: Wednesday, 6/8/2008 Subject: Juan Alvarez learns new position Juan Alvarez has made noteable progress learning his new position, First Base. I would rate his skills as "8" right now.
Regards, Your scouting director
Date: Thursday, 6/9/2008 Subject: Extension? Hello Sir, Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension? You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely, Girag Drowjuggler
Date: Thursday, 6/9/2008 Subject: Status of Farag Clubslicer Dear Sir, Farag Clubslicer has an ERA of 5.09 at AA Mount Doom Merrymen. I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 6/13/2008 Subject: Progress of Robert Stolle Dear Sir, Robert Stolle has an AVG of .292 at AA Mount Doom Merrymen! I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 6/21/2008 Subject: Leo Tedford healing process Leo Tedford is not recovering as fast as I have hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards, Team Doctor
Date: Friday, 6/24/2008 Subject: Starting pitcher Manager, Believe it or not, but I am a starting pitcher! Would you please treat me as one and put me in the rotation?
Regards, Drogo Loamsdown
Date: Thursday, 6/30/2008 Subject: Status of Steve Rueter Dear Sir, Steve Rueter has problems at AA Mount Doom Merrymen! He has an ERA of 8.72, so you might want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 7/1/2008 Subject: Progress of Russell Thoma Dear Sir, Russell Thoma is doing pretty good at A North Mordor Flying Dragons! He has an ERA of 3.91, so you might want to promote him soon!
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 7/6/2008 Subject: Progress of Juan Alvarez Dear Sir, Juan Alvarez has an AVG of .276 at AA Mount Doom Merrymen! I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 9/4/2008 Subject: Virgil Proudstaff healing process Virgil Proudstaff is not recovering as fast as I have hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards, Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 9/5/2008 Subject: Gary Magnusson learns new position Gary Magnusson has made noteable progress learning his new position, Third Base. I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards, Your scouting director
Date: Wednesday, 9/7/2008 Subject: Able Grue failed learning new position Able Grue doesn't seem to make any progress learning his new position, Shortstop. I would give up this experiment before his hitting suffers.
Regards, Your scouting director
|