Date: Thursday, 4/28/2008
Subject: Girag Drowjuggler is sick...
Diagnosis: Stomach Flu.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take one week.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Status of Halildur Gwaimir
Dear Sir,
Halildur Gwaimir isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Mount Doom Merrymen!
He has an AVG of .247, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Juan Alvarez
Dear Sir,
Juan Alvarez has an AVG of .459 at A North Mordor Flying Dragons!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Paul Canaday
Dear Sir,
Paul Canaday has an ERA of 3.18 at AA Mount Doom Merrymen!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Muzhak the Straggler
Dear Sir,
Muzhak the Straggler has an AVG of .412 at AA Mount Doom Merrymen!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 5/6/2008
Subject: Progress of Tony Martinez
Dear Sir,
Tony Martinez has nothing more to prove at A North Mordor Flying Dragons!
He has an ERA of 3.80 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/16/2008
Subject: Progress of Jimmy Florez
Dear Sir,
Jimmy Florez has nothing more to prove at A North Mordor Flying Dragons!
He has an ERA of 3.95 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/22/2008
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Gamaithor Elylith
Date: Monday, 5/23/2008
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Wulo Wolfdragger
Date: Wednesday, 5/25/2008
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Ardaah Anŕldor
Date: Thursday, 5/26/2008
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Elrealob Elrauhil
Date: Sunday, 5/29/2008
Subject: Leo Tedford healing process
Leo Tedford is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 6/6/2008
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Arweand Belámir
Date: Monday, 6/6/2008
Subject: Gamaithor Elylith is sick...
Diagnosis: Flu.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take one week.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Wednesday, 6/8/2008
Subject: Juan Alvarez learns new position
Juan Alvarez has made noteable progress
learning his new position, First Base.
I would rate his skills as "8" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Thursday, 6/9/2008
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Girag Drowjuggler
Date: Thursday, 6/9/2008
Subject: Status of Farag Clubslicer
Dear Sir,
Farag Clubslicer has an ERA of 5.09 at AA Mount Doom Merrymen.
I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 6/13/2008
Subject: Progress of Robert Stolle
Dear Sir,
Robert Stolle has an AVG of .292 at AA Mount Doom Merrymen!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 6/21/2008
Subject: Leo Tedford healing process
Leo Tedford is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Friday, 6/24/2008
Subject: Starting pitcher
Manager,
Believe it or not, but I am a starting pitcher!
Would you please treat me as one and put
me in the rotation?
Regards,
Drogo Loamsdown
Date: Thursday, 6/30/2008
Subject: Status of Steve Rueter
Dear Sir,
Steve Rueter has problems at AA Mount Doom Merrymen!
He has an ERA of 8.72, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 7/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Russell Thoma
Dear Sir,
Russell Thoma is doing pretty good at A North Mordor Flying Dragons!
He has an ERA of 3.91, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 7/6/2008
Subject: Progress of Juan Alvarez
Dear Sir,
Juan Alvarez has an AVG of .276 at AA Mount Doom Merrymen!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 9/4/2008
Subject: Virgil Proudstaff healing process
Virgil Proudstaff is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 9/5/2008
Subject: Gary Magnusson learns new position
Gary Magnusson has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Third Base.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Wednesday, 9/7/2008
Subject: Able Grue failed learning new position
Able Grue doesn't seem to make
any progress learning his new position, Shortstop.
I would give up this experiment before his hitting suffers.
Regards,
Your scouting director
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