Date: Thursday, 4/14/2008 Subject: Promotion Day Dear Sir, Congratulations, our fan interest increased slightly because our team won on a promotion day. Good job!
Sincerly, Your PR Director
Date: Saturday, 4/30/2008 Subject: Promotion Day Dear Sir, Congratulations, our fan interest increased slightly because our team won on a promotion day. Good job!
Sincerly, Your PR Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2008 Subject: Progress of James Partain Dear Sir, James Partain has an ERA of 3.48 at AA Long Lake Waves! I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2008 Subject: Status of Lumja Elvadrielad Dear Sir, Lumja Elvadrielad has an AVG of .218 at AA Long Lake Waves! That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2008 Subject: Status of Faralob Elrebriril Dear Sir, Faralob Elrebriril shouldn't play at AA Long Lake Waves! He has an AVG of .228 over there, that might be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2008 Subject: Progress of Vokor Spearslurper Dear Sir, Vokor Spearslurper has an AVG of .330 at AA Long Lake Waves! I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2008 Subject: Status of Adam Leighton Dear Sir, Adam Leighton shouldn't play at AA Long Lake Waves! He has an AVG of .234 over there, that might be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/12/2008 Subject: Progress of Phantai Fithraldor Dear Sir, Phantai Fithraldor is hitting the ball well at AA Long Lake Waves! He has an AVG of .339, so you might want to promote him soon!
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 5/13/2008 Subject: My role in this team Sir, I believe that I am deserving more than being a reliver. I want a spot in the rotation, I think I would do an adequate job. Otherwise, I'd like to play elsewhere!
Regards, Gorilf Golledoc
Date: Monday, 5/16/2008 Subject: Eeagorn Eamli learns new position Eeagorn Eamli has made noteable progress learning his new position, Leftfield. I would rate his skills as "9" right now.
Regards, Your scouting director
Date: Tuesday, 5/17/2008 Subject: Status of Kignar Grudgetwister Dear Sir, Kignar Grudgetwister isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Long Lake Waves! He has an AVG of .176, so a demotion is the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/18/2008 Subject: Status of Eeagorn Eamli Dear Sir, Eeagorn Eamli isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Long Lake Waves! He has an AVG of .235, so a demotion is the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 5/20/2008 Subject: Promotion Day Dear Sir, Congratulations, our fan interest increased slightly because our team won on a promotion day. Good job!
Sincerly, Your PR Director
Date: Saturday, 5/21/2008 Subject: Promotion Day Dear Sir, Congratulations, our fan interest increased slightly because our team won on a promotion day. Good job!
Sincerly, Your PR Director
Date: Sunday, 5/22/2008 Subject: Kenneth Tuttle learns new position Kenneth Tuttle has made noteable progress learning his new position, Second Base. I would rate his skills as "3" right now.
Regards, Your scouting director
Date: Monday, 5/23/2008 Subject: Kignar Grudgetwister learns new position Kignar Grudgetwister has made noteable progress learning his new position, Shortstop. I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards, Your scouting director
Date: Monday, 5/23/2008 Subject: Progress of Cuumak Ballthrottler Dear Sir, Cuumak Ballthrottler is doing pretty good at AA Long Lake Waves! He has an ERA of 3.35, so you might want to promote him soon!
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 6/2/2008 Subject: Status of Dejaor Beladrierion Dear Sir, Dejaor Beladrierion has an AVG of .231 at AA Long Lake Waves! That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 6/11/2008 Subject: Extension? Dear Sir, I am really enjoying playing for your team. I would be interested in a contract extension! How about you?
Regards, Gorauden Geomli
Date: Tuesday, 6/14/2008 Subject: Juan Daum learns new position Juan Daum has made noteable progress learning his new position, Rightfield. I would rate his skills as "7" right now.
Regards, Your scouting director
Date: Wednesday, 6/15/2008 Subject: Extension? Hello Sir, Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension? You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely, Gimli Stealthbow
Date: Friday, 6/17/2008 Subject: Extension? Hello Sir, Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension? You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely, Fareand Elrémbor
Date: Saturday, 6/25/2008 Subject: Promotion Day Dear Sir, Congratulations, our fan interest increased slightly because our team won on a promotion day. Good job!
Sincerly, Your PR Director
Date: Sunday, 6/26/2008 Subject: Dejaor Beladrierion learns new position Dejaor Beladrierion has made noteable progress learning his new position, Third Base. I would rate his skills as "3" right now.
Regards, Your scouting director
Date: Tuesday, 7/5/2008 Subject: Progress of Juan Daum Dear Sir, Juan Daum has nothing more to prove at A Erebor Fire Drakes! He has an AVG of .331 over there, so I think a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 7/6/2008 Subject: Progress of Romli Shieldhead Dear Sir, Romli Shieldhead has nothing more to prove at AA Long Lake Waves! He has an AVG of .277 over there, so I think a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 7/11/2008 Subject: Progress of Mariano Araujo Dear Sir, Mariano Araujo has nothing more to prove at AA Long Lake Waves! He has an ERA of 3.82 over there, so I think a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 7/16/2008 Subject: Good Game Hello, The fact that we won on a promotion day seems to have a positive effect on our fan interest! It increased slightly.
Sincerly, Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 7/19/2008 Subject: Wondering Boss, What about my playing time? Am I not good enough to play regularly for this team? I'm not a happy camper right now. If that doesn't change, trade me!
Regards, Fikak Daggerprodder
Date: Tuesday, 7/19/2008 Subject: Progress of Cesar Garza Dear Sir, Cesar Garza is doing pretty good at AA Long Lake Waves! He has an ERA of 3.94, so you might want to promote him soon!
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 7/22/2008 Subject: Sulok Moonraper healing process Sulok Moonraper is not recovering as fast as I have hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards, Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 7/24/2008 Subject: Progress of Heriberto Enciso Dear Sir, Heriberto Enciso is hitting the ball well at AA Long Lake Waves! He has an AVG of .276, so you might want to promote him soon!
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 8/2/2008 Subject: Progress of Albert Beckford Dear Sir, Albert Beckford has an AVG of .299 at AA Long Lake Waves! I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 8/10/2008 Subject: Progress of Bill Lambeth Dear Sir, Bill Lambeth is doing pretty good at AA Long Lake Waves! He has an ERA of 3.76, so you might want to promote him soon!
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 8/22/2008 Subject: Successful Promotion Day Hello, That was quite a nice game, the fans loved it! It seems that the promotion was a success, our fan interest increased!
Sincerly, Your PR Director
Date: Monday, 8/22/2008 Subject: Progress of Lenny Peterson Dear Sir, Lenny Peterson has an ERA of 3.82 at AA Long Lake Waves! I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 8/23/2008 Subject: Waiver claim/Sign Hello, you have claimed Kulg Fingerdrinker off waivers and signed him.
Regards, Assistant GM
Date: Thursday, 9/1/2008 Subject: Successful Promotion Day Hello, That was quite a nice game, the fans loved it! It seems that the promotion was a success, our fan interest increased!
Sincerly, Your PR Director
Date: Saturday, 9/3/2008 Subject: Progress of Wadash Toemasher Dear Sir, Wadash Toemasher has an ERA of 3.90 at AA Long Lake Waves! I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 9/7/2008 Subject: Progress of John Mays Dear Sir, John Mays has an ERA of 3.79 at AA Long Lake Waves! I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 9/12/2008 Subject: Good Game Hello, The fact that we won on a promotion day seems to have a positive effect on our fan interest! It increased slightly.
Sincerly, Your PR Director
Date: Saturday, 10/8/2008 Subject: Good Game Hello, The fact that we won on a promotion day seems to have a positive effect on our fan interest! It increased slightly.
Sincerly, Your PR Director
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