Date: Friday, 4/1/2008
Subject: Prince Swampcastle learns new position
Prince Swampcastle has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Centerfield.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Thursday, 4/7/2008
Subject: Denilthor Denildriel learns new position
Denilthor Denildriel has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Leftfield.
I would rate his skills as "1" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Friday, 4/8/2008
Subject: Lamont of Nurn learns new position
Lamont of Nurn has made noteable progress
learning his new position, First Base.
I would rate his skills as "5" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Saturday, 4/9/2008
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello,
we have claimed Durg Ratclaw off waivers and signed him.
Regards,
Rohan GM
Date: Saturday, 4/9/2008
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello,
we have claimed Balzag Moonbane off waivers and signed him.
Regards,
Rohan GM
Date: Friday, 4/15/2008
Subject: Promotion Day
Dear Sir,
Congratulations, our fan interest increased slightly because
our team won on a promotion day. Good job!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Sunday, 4/17/2008
Subject: Nog the Naughty learns new position
Nog the Naughty has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Shortstop.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Thursday, 4/21/2008
Subject: Grunthos the Flatulent learns new position
Grunthos the Flatulent has made noteable progress
learning his new position, First Base.
I would rate his skills as "1" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Thursday, 4/21/2008
Subject: Wilibald Fumlefot learns new position
Wilibald Fumlefot has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Second Base.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Status of Gendolf the Off-White
Dear Sir,
Gendolf the Off-White has an ERA of 5.92 at AA Combe Feta.
I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Phanseen Firion
Dear Sir,
Phanseen Firion has nothing more to prove at AA Combe Feta!
He has an ERA of 3.67 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Status of Navin the Jerk
Dear Sir,
Navin the Jerk has an AVG of .228 at AA Combe Feta!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2008
Subject: Progress of Deniagrin Eärunduil
Dear Sir,
Deniagrin Eärunduil has nothing more to prove at AA Combe Feta!
He has an ERA of 3.61 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 5/6/2008
Subject: Muffy the Grotesque learns new position
Muffy the Grotesque has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Second Base.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Sunday, 5/8/2008
Subject: Status of Thaimli Silborn, Jr.
Dear Sir,
Thaimli Silborn, Jr. isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Combe Feta!
He has an AVG of .247, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/10/2008
Subject: Kayoti the Wiley learns new position
Kayoti the Wiley has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Second Base.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Thursday, 5/12/2008
Subject: Bugar the Bad learns new position
Bugar the Bad has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Shortstop.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Thursday, 5/12/2008
Subject: Phanseen Firion healing process
Phanseen Firion is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 5/14/2008
Subject: Status of Ring Bananaphone
Dear Sir,
Ring Bananaphone has an ERA of 5.96 at AA Combe Feta.
I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/15/2008
Subject: Status of Vaah Thränd
Dear Sir,
Vaah Thränd has an ERA of 5.25 at AA Combe Feta.
I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/23/2008
Subject: Phaija Eowur learns new position
Phaija Eowur has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Leftfield.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Monday, 5/30/2008
Subject: Belladonna Brockhouse learns new position
Belladonna Brockhouse has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Leftfield.
I would rate his skills as "5" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Thursday, 6/2/2008
Subject: Dwight Wight learns new position
Dwight Wight has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Rightfield.
I would rate his skills as "5" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Monday, 6/6/2008
Subject: Mongo the Uncouth learns new position
Mongo the Uncouth has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Rightfield.
I would rate his skills as "9" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Thursday, 6/9/2008
Subject: Progress of Gollaiborn Fionduil
Dear Sir,
Gollaiborn Fionduil has an ERA of 3.60 at AA Combe Feta!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 6/22/2008
Subject: Status of Burt the Vague
Dear Sir,
Burt the Vague has problems at AA Combe Feta!
He has an ERA of 5.12, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 6/22/2008
Subject: Progress of Nog the Naughty
Dear Sir,
Nog the Naughty has an AVG of .304 at A Staddle Gouda!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 6/26/2008
Subject: Nog the Naughty learns new position
Nog the Naughty has made noteable progress
learning his new position, First Base.
I would rate his skills as "9" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Thursday, 6/30/2008
Subject: Ralin Rockbinder
Ralin Rockbinder is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 7/16/2008
Subject: Bartleby the Scrivener learns new position
Bartleby the Scrivener has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Centerfield.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Tuesday, 7/19/2008
Subject: Wilibald Fumlefot learns new position
Wilibald Fumlefot has made noteable progress
learning his new position, First Base.
I would rate his skills as "9" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Thursday, 7/21/2008
Subject: Promotion Day
Dear Sir,
Congratulations, our fan interest increased slightly because
our team won on a promotion day. Good job!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Thursday, 7/28/2008
Subject: Navin the Jerk learns new position
Navin the Jerk has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Third Base.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Friday, 7/29/2008
Subject: Status of Pugsley Poodlekicker
Dear Sir,
Pugsley Poodlekicker shouldn't play at AA Combe Feta!
He has an AVG of .196 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 7/30/2008
Subject: Promotion Day
Dear Sir,
Congratulations, our fan interest increased slightly because
our team won on a promotion day. Good job!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Monday, 8/1/2008
Subject: Good Game
Hello,
The fact that we won on a promotion day seems
to have a positive effect on our fan interest!
It increased slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 8/9/2008
Subject: Rootfoot of Withywindle learns new position
Rootfoot of Withywindle has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Rightfield.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Friday, 8/12/2008
Subject: Gruulak Earkiller learns new position
Gruulak Earkiller has made noteable progress
learning his new position, First Base.
I would rate his skills as "5" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Sunday, 8/21/2008
Subject: Belladonna Brockhouse learns new position
Belladonna Brockhouse has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Rightfield.
I would rate his skills as "5" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Tuesday, 8/23/2008
Subject: Status of Edward Johnson
Dear Sir,
Edward Johnson has an ERA of 6.86 at AA Combe Feta.
I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 8/29/2008
Subject: Promotion Day
Dear Sir,
Congratulations, our fan interest increased slightly because
our team won on a promotion day. Good job!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Friday, 9/9/2008
Subject: Bork Beavercleaver healing process
Bork Beavercleaver is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 9/12/2008
Subject: Successful Promotion Day
Hello,
That was quite a nice game, the fans loved it!
It seems that the promotion was a success, our
fan interest increased!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Saturday, 9/24/2008
Subject: Successful Promotion Day
Hello,
That was quite a nice game, the fans loved it!
It seems that the promotion was a success, our
fan interest increased!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Wednesday, 9/28/2008
Subject: Progress of Imraidoc Gweagrin
Dear Sir,
Imraidoc Gweagrin has an AVG of .306 at AA Combe Feta!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 10/8/2008
Subject: Bork Beavercleaver
Bork Beavercleaver is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 11/5/2008
Subject: Ban Arwodur
Ban Arwodur is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
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