Date: Friday, 4/1/2009 Subject: Retirement Hi Chief, I think my time is running out. This will be my last season as a professional ballplayer.
Sincerely, Arweogast Belaraviel
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2009 Subject: Status of Tony Cuellar Dear Sir, Tony Cuellar has an AVG of .219 at AA Barrow Downs Wights! That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2009 Subject: Status of Edgar Hill Dear Sir, Edgar Hill seems overmatched at AA Barrow Downs Wights! He has an ERA of 10.05 over there, so I think you should demote him.
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2009 Subject: Status of Miguel Juarez Dear Sir, Miguel Juarez seems overmatched at AA Barrow Downs Wights! He has an ERA of 10.66 over there, so I think you should demote him.
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2009 Subject: Status of Baker Grue Dear Sir, Baker Grue has an AVG of .180 at AA Barrow Downs Wights! That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/18/2009 Subject: Progress of Faruk Cavernbreaker Dear Sir, Faruk Cavernbreaker is doing pretty good at A Minas Tirith Tigers! He has an ERA of 3.03, so you might want to promote him soon!
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/23/2009 Subject: Waiver claim Hello Sir, we have put a claim on Tonai Nosethrottler.
Regards, Dagorlad GM
Date: Tuesday, 5/24/2009 Subject: Waiver claim Hello, we have claimed Dalo Bloodkiller off waivers and signed him.
Regards, Carrock GM
Date: Tuesday, 5/24/2009 Subject: Waiver claim Hello, we have claimed Tonai Nosethrottler off waivers and signed him.
Regards, Dagorlad GM
Date: Sunday, 5/29/2009 Subject: Extension? Hello Sir, Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension? You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely, Thuvvia Sowyn
Date: Monday, 6/6/2009 Subject: Waiver claim Hello Sir, we have put a claim on Milo Whitfoot.
Regards, Rohan GM
Date: Monday, 6/6/2009 Subject: Waiver claim Hello Sir, we have put a claim on Milo Whitfoot.
Regards, Rohan GM
Date: Tuesday, 6/7/2009 Subject: Waiver claim Hello, we have claimed Milo Whitfoot off waivers and signed him.
Regards, Rohan GM
Date: Sunday, 6/19/2009 Subject: Status of Scott Buxton Dear Sir, Scott Buxton seems overmatched at AA Barrow Downs Wights! He has an ERA of 5.91 over there, so I think you should demote him.
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 6/22/2009 Subject: Roran Shieldmover is sick... Diagnosis: Migraine. He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 4 days.
Regards, Team Doctor
Date: Wednesday, 7/27/2009 Subject: Smama Shauma learns new position Smama Shauma has made noteable progress learning his new position, Leftfield. I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards, Your scouting director
Date: Friday, 7/29/2009 Subject: Status of Condel Cassella Dear Sir, Condel Cassella has problems at AA Barrow Downs Wights! He has an ERA of 8.14, so you might want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 8/9/2009 Subject: Waiver claim/Sign Hello, you have claimed Eralak Bugbearripper off waivers and signed him.
Regards, Assistant GM
Date: Tuesday, 8/9/2009 Subject: Fan Reaction Hello Boss, Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Eralak Bugbearripper. The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly, Your PR Director
Date: Sunday, 8/14/2009 Subject: Status of David Goodrich Dear Sir, David Goodrich shouldn't play at AA Barrow Downs Wights! He has an AVG of .167 over there, that might be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 8/29/2009 Subject: Status of David Goodrich Dear Sir, David Goodrich isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Barrow Downs Wights! He has an AVG of .169, so a demotion is the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 10/17/2009 Subject: Gorchamiel Darkelf Gorchamiel Darkelf is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards, Team Doctor
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