Date: Friday, 4/1/2009
Subject: Retirement
Hi Chief,
I think my time is running out. This will be
my last season as a professional ballplayer.
Sincerely,
Arweogast Belaraviel
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2009
Subject: Status of Tony Cuellar
Dear Sir,
Tony Cuellar has an AVG of .219 at AA Barrow Downs Wights!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2009
Subject: Status of Edgar Hill
Dear Sir,
Edgar Hill seems overmatched at AA Barrow Downs Wights!
He has an ERA of 10.05 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2009
Subject: Status of Miguel Juarez
Dear Sir,
Miguel Juarez seems overmatched at AA Barrow Downs Wights!
He has an ERA of 10.66 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2009
Subject: Status of Baker Grue
Dear Sir,
Baker Grue has an AVG of .180 at AA Barrow Downs Wights!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/18/2009
Subject: Progress of Faruk Cavernbreaker
Dear Sir,
Faruk Cavernbreaker is doing pretty good at A Minas Tirith Tigers!
He has an ERA of 3.03, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/23/2009
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello Sir,
we have put a claim on Tonai Nosethrottler.
Regards,
Dagorlad GM
Date: Tuesday, 5/24/2009
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello,
we have claimed Dalo Bloodkiller off waivers and signed him.
Regards,
Carrock GM
Date: Tuesday, 5/24/2009
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello,
we have claimed Tonai Nosethrottler off waivers and signed him.
Regards,
Dagorlad GM
Date: Sunday, 5/29/2009
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Thuvvia Sowyn
Date: Monday, 6/6/2009
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello Sir,
we have put a claim on Milo Whitfoot.
Regards,
Rohan GM
Date: Monday, 6/6/2009
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello Sir,
we have put a claim on Milo Whitfoot.
Regards,
Rohan GM
Date: Tuesday, 6/7/2009
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello,
we have claimed Milo Whitfoot off waivers and signed him.
Regards,
Rohan GM
Date: Sunday, 6/19/2009
Subject: Status of Scott Buxton
Dear Sir,
Scott Buxton seems overmatched at AA Barrow Downs Wights!
He has an ERA of 5.91 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 6/22/2009
Subject: Roran Shieldmover is sick...
Diagnosis: Migraine.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 4 days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Wednesday, 7/27/2009
Subject: Smama Shauma learns new position
Smama Shauma has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Leftfield.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Friday, 7/29/2009
Subject: Status of Condel Cassella
Dear Sir,
Condel Cassella has problems at AA Barrow Downs Wights!
He has an ERA of 8.14, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 8/9/2009
Subject: Waiver claim/Sign
Hello,
you have claimed Eralak Bugbearripper off waivers and signed him.
Regards,
Assistant GM
Date: Tuesday, 8/9/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Eralak Bugbearripper.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Sunday, 8/14/2009
Subject: Status of David Goodrich
Dear Sir,
David Goodrich shouldn't play at AA Barrow Downs Wights!
He has an AVG of .167 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 8/29/2009
Subject: Status of David Goodrich
Dear Sir,
David Goodrich isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Barrow Downs Wights!
He has an AVG of .169, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 10/17/2009
Subject: Gorchamiel Darkelf
Gorchamiel Darkelf is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
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