Date: Sunday, 5/1/2009
Subject: Status of Paul Kinard
Dear Sir,
Paul Kinard has problems at AA West-emnet Orcs!
He has an ERA of 5.06, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2009
Subject: Status of Nifur Earthdicer
Dear Sir,
Nifur Earthdicer shouldn't play at AA West-emnet Orcs!
He has an AVG of .212 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2009
Subject: Status of Samuel Greene
Dear Sir,
Samuel Greene seems overmatched at AA West-emnet Orcs!
He has an ERA of 5.85 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2009
Subject: Status of Shilgrin Sarilmir
Dear Sir,
Shilgrin Sarilmir shouldn't play at AA West-emnet Orcs!
He has an AVG of .207 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2009
Subject: Status of Roinus Shieldfist, Jr
Dear Sir,
Roinus Shieldfist, Jr isn't hitting the ball at all at AA West-emnet Orcs!
He has an AVG of .200, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/3/2009
Subject: Cedrick Gonzalez is sick...
Diagnosis: Sore Throat.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 2 days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Friday, 5/13/2009
Subject: Status of William Rusin
Dear Sir,
William Rusin seems overmatched at AA West-emnet Orcs!
He has an ERA of 5.45 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/18/2009
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Denealf Eärölas
Date: Thursday, 5/19/2009
Subject: Status of Ardatai Anebrildur
Dear Sir,
Ardatai Anebrildur has problems at AA West-emnet Orcs!
He has an ERA of 9.43, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 5/27/2009
Subject: Juan Carlson learns new position
Juan Carlson has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Rightfield.
I would rate his skills as "10" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Wednesday, 6/22/2009
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Flordor Eärämbor
Date: Sunday, 6/26/2009
Subject: Galaithor Elvärith healing process
Galaithor Elvärith is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 6/27/2009
Subject: Status of John Laflamme
Dear Sir,
John Laflamme seems overmatched at AA West-emnet Orcs!
He has an ERA of 5.40 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 7/6/2009
Subject: Status of Norman Heinen
Dear Sir,
Norman Heinen shouldn't play at AA West-emnet Orcs!
He has an AVG of .222 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 7/24/2009
Subject: Status of Juan Carlson
Dear Sir,
Juan Carlson isn't hitting the ball at all at AA West-emnet Orcs!
He has an AVG of .216, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 7/26/2009
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more than being a middle reliver.
I hope you use me as your no. 1 closer more often!
Regards,
Myrbis Elvóldur
Date: Monday, 8/1/2009
Subject: Successful Promotion Day
Hello,
That was quite a nice game, the fans loved it!
It seems that the promotion was a success, our
fan interest increased!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 8/2/2009
Subject: Progress of Marcos Ibañez
Dear Sir,
Marcos Ibañez has an ERA of 2.20 at A White Mountain Raiders!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 8/8/2009
Subject: Love Grue failed learning new position
Love Grue doesn't seem to make
any progress learning his new position, Catcher.
I would give up this experiment before his hitting suffers.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Thursday, 8/25/2009
Subject: Mitchell Mulhern healing process
Mitchell Mulhern is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 8/28/2009
Subject: Good Game
Hello,
The fact that we won on a promotion day seems
to have a positive effect on our fan interest!
It increased slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 9/6/2009
Subject: Progress of Renato Morales
Dear Sir,
Renato Morales is doing pretty good at A White Mountain Raiders!
He has an ERA of 3.43, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 10/5/2009
Subject: Thuus Sil-Gal
Thuus Sil-Gal is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
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