Date: Friday, 4/1/2009
Subject: Retirement
Dear Sir,
I think it is time to leave the show. This will
probably be my last year. Just wanted to let you know!
Regards,
Tathor Legàndil
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2009
Subject: Status of Halildur Gwaimir
Dear Sir,
Halildur Gwaimir shouldn't play at AA Mount Doom Merrymen!
He has an AVG of .204 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2009
Subject: Progress of Taffy the Sasquatch
Dear Sir,
Taffy the Sasquatch has an AVG of .297 at A North Mordor Flying Dragons!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2009
Subject: Progress of Gary Magnusson
Dear Sir,
Gary Magnusson is hitting the ball well at A North Mordor Flying Dragons!
He has an AVG of .318, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/16/2009
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Higor Elfdrinker
Date: Saturday, 5/21/2009
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Frohil Elvaldor
Date: Monday, 5/23/2009
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Peromer Moraman.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/24/2009
Subject: Waiver claim/Sign
Hello,
you have claimed Geran Chiseltearer off waivers and signed him.
Regards,
Assistant GM
Date: Tuesday, 5/31/2009
Subject: Waiver claim/Sign
Hello,
you have claimed Justin Moss off waivers and signed him.
Regards,
Assistant GM
Date: Tuesday, 6/7/2009
Subject: Progress of Alrond *Hubbard
Dear Sir,
Alrond *Hubbard is hitting the ball well at A North Mordor Flying Dragons!
He has an AVG of .353, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 6/9/2009
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Dejahor Anüwen
Date: Monday, 6/13/2009
Subject: Status of Halildur Gwaimir
Dear Sir,
Halildur Gwaimir shouldn't play at AA Mount Doom Merrymen!
He has an AVG of .202 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 6/14/2009
Subject: Dwight Dacus learns new position
Dwight Dacus has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Third Base.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Monday, 6/20/2009
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Gollaind Fioriand
Date: Monday, 6/27/2009
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Siloja Glebrildur
Date: Thursday, 6/30/2009
Subject: Hudash Elfprodder
Hudash Elfprodder is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 7/3/2009
Subject: Status of Juan Alvarez
Dear Sir,
Juan Alvarez has an AVG of .243 at AA Mount Doom Merrymen!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 9/30/2009
Subject: Vorthor Tinarawen is sick...
Diagnosis: Sinus Infection Nose.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 4 days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
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