Date: Wednesday, 3/2/2010
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Myrtai Elvywyn.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 4/19/2010
Subject: Kolak Facehater is sick...
Diagnosis: Cold.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 2 days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2010
Subject: Status of Vrsidak Stonedragger
Dear Sir,
Vrsidak Stonedragger isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Entwash Goblins!
He has an AVG of .236, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2010
Subject: Status of Ediberto Arroyo
Dear Sir,
Ediberto Arroyo has problems at AA Entwash Goblins!
He has an ERA of 8.07, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2010
Subject: Status of David Hughes
Dear Sir,
David Hughes has an AVG of .228 at AA Entwash Goblins!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/7/2010
Subject: Well...
I am rather upset that I do not play regularly.
I wish to be traded if that doesn't change!
Regards,
Myrtai Elvywyn
Date: Saturday, 5/21/2010
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Fruron Elvand
Date: Thursday, 5/26/2010
Subject: Progress of Wenceslao Silva
Dear Sir,
Wenceslao Silva is hitting the ball well at AA Entwash Goblins!
He has an AVG of .297, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 5/27/2010
Subject: Osvaldo Luevano healing process
Osvaldo Luevano is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 5/30/2010
Subject: Progress of Drogo Tunnelkiller
Dear Sir,
Drogo Tunnelkiller is doing pretty good at AA Entwash Goblins!
He has an ERA of 0.74, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 6/6/2010
Subject: Todo Sandybanks healing process
Todo Sandybanks is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 6/12/2010
Subject: Status of Lino Rodriguez
Dear Sir,
Lino Rodriguez isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Entwash Goblins!
He has an AVG of .192, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 6/14/2010
Subject: Progress of Glodunter Underhill
Dear Sir,
Glodunter Underhill has nothing more to prove at AA Entwash Goblins!
He has an ERA of 3.60 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 7/15/2010
Subject: Todo Sandybanks
Todo Sandybanks is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Friday, 7/22/2010
Subject: Progress of Celebalata Celebalataiel
Dear Sir,
Celebalata Celebalataiel is doing pretty good at AA Entwash Goblins!
He has an ERA of 2.49, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 7/30/2010
Subject: Progress of Orangeblossom Grubb
Dear Sir,
Orangeblossom Grubb is doing pretty good at AA Entwash Goblins!
He has an ERA of 3.95, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 8/1/2010
Subject: Progress of Larry Fuentes
Dear Sir,
Larry Fuentes is doing pretty good at A Langflood Lightning!
He has an ERA of 3.86, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 8/3/2010
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more than being a reliver.
I want a spot in the rotation, I think
I would do an adequate job. Otherwise, I'd like to play
elsewhere!
Regards,
Wilibald Underhill
Date: Sunday, 8/7/2010
Subject: Progress of Alberto Jaramillo
Dear Sir,
Alberto Jaramillo has an AVG of .310 at AA Entwash Goblins!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 8/9/2010
Subject: Christopher Nicklas healing process
Christopher Nicklas is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Wednesday, 9/14/2010
Subject: Progress of Russell Thoma
Dear Sir,
Russell Thoma has nothing more to prove at AA Entwash Goblins!
He has an ERA of 3.63 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
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