Date: Sunday, 5/1/2010
Subject: Progress of Benito Silva
Dear Sir,
Benito Silva is hitting the ball well at AA Aglarond Ice!
He has an AVG of .375, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2010
Subject: Status of Neal Friesen
Dear Sir,
Neal Friesen shouldn't play at AA Aglarond Ice!
He has an AVG of .241 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2010
Subject: Status of Mathew Behnke
Dear Sir,
Mathew Behnke isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Aglarond Ice!
He has an AVG of .216, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/3/2010
Subject: Status of Thomas Ickes
Dear Sir,
Thomas Ickes seems overmatched at AA Aglarond Ice!
He has an ERA of 6.58 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/8/2010
Subject: Status of Mark Trader
Dear Sir,
Mark Trader has an AVG of .248 at AA Aglarond Ice!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/14/2010
Subject: Status of Nan Grue
Dear Sir,
Nan Grue has an AVG of .196 at AA Aglarond Ice!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/17/2010
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Morohir Mereoron
Date: Tuesday, 5/17/2010
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Hisil Goldcrusher
Date: Thursday, 5/19/2010
Subject: Status of Freadoc Brainslasher
Dear Sir,
Freadoc Brainslasher isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Aglarond Ice!
He has an AVG of .243, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/23/2010
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Hurin Grudgebender
Date: Monday, 5/30/2010
Subject: William Carroll learns new position
William Carroll has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Third Base.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Thursday, 6/2/2010
Subject: Progress of Milo Grudgesmelter
Dear Sir,
Milo Grudgesmelter is hitting the ball well at A Helm's Deep Harriers!
He has an AVG of .277, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 6/3/2010
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Boreathor Boraulf
Date: Tuesday, 6/7/2010
Subject: Status of Beogrin Baulas
Dear Sir,
Beogrin Baulas has an ERA of 5.37 at AA Aglarond Ice.
I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 6/13/2010
Subject: Status of Juan Domenech
Dear Sir,
Juan Domenech has problems at AA Aglarond Ice!
He has an ERA of 5.22, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 6/18/2010
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Mugor Ghoulslobberer
Date: Wednesday, 6/22/2010
Subject: Progress of Cristian Estrella
Dear Sir,
Cristian Estrella is doing pretty good at AA Aglarond Ice!
He has an ERA of 2.91, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 6/26/2010
Subject: Allen Lee learns new position
Allen Lee has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Leftfield.
I would rate his skills as "8" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Saturday, 7/16/2010
Subject: Hurin Grudgebender healing process
Hurin Grudgebender is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Tuesday, 7/19/2010
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Tathor Legàldur
Date: Thursday, 7/21/2010
Subject: Progress of Johnny Langner
Dear Sir,
Johnny Langner has nothing more to prove at A Helm's Deep Harriers!
He has an ERA of 3.35 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 9/23/2010
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Beama Belil-Gariand
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