Date: Monday, 1/31/2010
Subject: David Ahlstrom injured during offseason
Hello Manager,
he played basketball and got into a nasty collision.
Diagnosis: Pulled Achilles Tendon.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 6 weeks.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2010
Subject: Status of Edgar Hill
Dear Sir,
Edgar Hill has an ERA of 6.75 at AA Barrow Downs Wights.
I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2010
Subject: Status of Miguel Juarez
Dear Sir,
Miguel Juarez seems overmatched at AA Barrow Downs Wights!
He has an ERA of 5.82 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2010
Subject: Status of Baker Grue
Dear Sir,
Baker Grue isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Barrow Downs Wights!
He has an AVG of .107, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/9/2010
Subject: Status of Fasil Beardsplitter
Dear Sir,
Fasil Beardsplitter has an AVG of .240 at AA Barrow Downs Wights!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/17/2010
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Ronald Morgan
Date: Thursday, 6/2/2010
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Hamson Gardener
Date: Friday, 6/3/2010
Subject: Velomiel Velom healing process
Velomiel Velom is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 6/6/2010
Subject: Status of Benjamin Perry
Dear Sir,
Benjamin Perry shouldn't play at AA Barrow Downs Wights!
He has an AVG of .241 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 6/19/2010
Subject: Status of Tony Cuellar
Dear Sir,
Tony Cuellar has an AVG of .249 at AA Barrow Downs Wights!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 6/20/2010
Subject: Status of Edgar Hill
Dear Sir,
Edgar Hill seems overmatched at AA Barrow Downs Wights!
He has an ERA of 6.50 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 6/20/2010
Subject: Status of Miguel Juarez
Dear Sir,
Miguel Juarez has an ERA of 5.18 at AA Barrow Downs Wights.
I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 6/26/2010
Subject: Velomiel Velom
Velomiel Velom is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 7/4/2010
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello Sir,
we have put a claim on Roy Hunter.
Regards,
Lothlorien GM
Date: Tuesday, 7/5/2010
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello,
we have claimed Roy Hunter off waivers and signed him.
Regards,
Lothlorien GM
Date: Thursday, 7/21/2010
Subject: Progress of Merilmir Knifecrawler
Dear Sir,
Merilmir Knifecrawler has an AVG of .309 at A Minas Tirith Tigers!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 7/26/2010
Subject: Lebur Ironmaster, Jr healing process
Lebur Ironmaster, Jr is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Tuesday, 8/2/2010
Subject: Status of Hans Pennington
Dear Sir,
Hans Pennington has an ERA of 5.56 at AA Barrow Downs Wights.
I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 8/15/2010
Subject: Status of Kevin Shanley
Dear Sir,
Kevin Shanley has problems at AA Barrow Downs Wights!
He has an ERA of 5.22, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 8/18/2010
Subject: Progress of Celain Eäradriethien
Dear Sir,
Celain Eäradriethien has nothing more to prove at AA Barrow Downs Wights!
He has an ERA of 3.61 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 8/20/2010
Subject: Eric Smith healing process
Eric Smith is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 8/21/2010
Subject: Eric Smith healing process
Eric Smith is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Friday, 8/26/2010
Subject: Javier Vivar healing process
Javier Vivar is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Tuesday, 8/30/2010
Subject: Javier Vivar healing process
Javier Vivar is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
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