Date: Friday, 4/1/2011
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are not happy that you let Lasil Ironmaster go.
The overall fan interest decreases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2011
Subject: Status of Vrsidak Stonedragger
Dear Sir,
Vrsidak Stonedragger isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Entwash Goblins!
He has an AVG of .162, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2011
Subject: Status of Cesar Barahona
Dear Sir,
Cesar Barahona shouldn't play at AA Entwash Goblins!
He has an AVG of .237 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2011
Subject: Progress of William Glines
Dear Sir,
William Glines is hitting the ball well at AA Entwash Goblins!
He has an AVG of .342, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/17/2011
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Bombur Granitebrow
Date: Saturday, 5/21/2011
Subject: I am a starter...
... so would you please put me in the rotation?
I want to go out there and start for my
team. Please come on, manager!
Regards,
Wilibald Underhill
Date: Sunday, 5/22/2011
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Raymond Miller
Date: Monday, 5/23/2011
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Hibur Goblintearer
Date: Tuesday, 5/24/2011
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Todo Sandybanks
Date: Monday, 5/30/2011
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Shamina Gil-Gawen
Date: Tuesday, 5/31/2011
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more than being a reliver.
I want a spot in the rotation, I think
I would do an adequate job. Otherwise, I'd like to play
elsewhere!
Regards,
Virgil Proudstaff
Date: Thursday, 6/23/2011
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more playing time.
I hope you put me in the starting lineup more often!
Regards,
Fruron Elvand
Date: Tuesday, 7/26/2011
Subject: Galuhir Axesnapper learns new position
Galuhir Axesnapper has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Rightfield.
I would rate his skills as "4" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Monday, 8/1/2011
Subject: Progress of Rorin Silentmallet
Dear Sir,
Rorin Silentmallet has nothing more to prove at AA Entwash Goblins!
He has an ERA of 3.12 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 8/15/2011
Subject: Ron Tierney healing process
Ron Tierney is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Wednesday, 8/17/2011
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Estella Headstrong
Date: Thursday, 8/18/2011
Subject: Ron Tierney healing process
Ron Tierney is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Wednesday, 8/31/2011
Subject: Progress of Russell Thoma
Dear Sir,
Russell Thoma has an ERA of 3.97 at AA Entwash Goblins!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 10/18/2011
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The reactions by the fans to the loss of Hibur Goblintearer are terrible!
The overall fan interest decreases a lot!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Sunday, 10/23/2011
Subject: Celemir Eäräwen injured
Hello Manager,
looks like he worked out a little to intense.
Diagnosis: Pulled Posterior Cruciate Ligament.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 2-3 weeks.
Regards,
Team Doctor
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