Date: Sunday, 4/10/2011
Subject: Sarin Redear healing process
Sarin Redear is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2011
Subject: Status of Sugar Grue
Dear Sir,
Sugar Grue shouldn't play at AA Lithlad Lambas!
He has an AVG of .224 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2011
Subject: Status of Arweawyn Beländir
Dear Sir,
Arweawyn Beländir has an AVG of .228 at AA Lithlad Lambas!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2011
Subject: Status of Jason Wills
Dear Sir,
Jason Wills isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Lithlad Lambas!
He has an AVG of .227, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2011
Subject: Status of Billy Proudfoot
Dear Sir,
Billy Proudfoot shouldn't play at AA Lithlad Lambas!
He has an AVG of .229 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2011
Subject: Status of Wilfredo Puņal
Dear Sir,
Wilfredo Puņal shouldn't play at AA Lithlad Lambas!
He has an AVG of .212 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/2/2011
Subject: Gorauden Cavernbreaker healing process
Gorauden Cavernbreaker is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 5/9/2011
Subject: Status of Golluhir Galand
Dear Sir,
Golluhir Galand has an AVG of .118 at AA Lithlad Lambas!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 5/13/2011
Subject: Progress of Novathiel Gamama
Dear Sir,
Novathiel Gamama has an ERA of 3.99 at AA Lithlad Lambas!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/18/2011
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Ugku the Tough
Date: Wednesday, 5/25/2011
Subject: Sarin Redear healing process
Sarin Redear is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Friday, 5/27/2011
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Faraind Farailob
Date: Saturday, 5/28/2011
Subject: Golluhir Galand healing process
Golluhir Galand is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Thursday, 6/2/2011
Subject: Sarin Redear healing process
Sarin Redear is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 6/6/2011
Subject: Golluhir Galand healing process
Golluhir Galand is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Wednesday, 6/22/2011
Subject: Status of Robert Lapointe
Dear Sir,
Robert Lapointe seems overmatched at AA Lithlad Lambas!
He has an ERA of 5.59 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 6/26/2011
Subject: Sarin Redear
Sarin Redear is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Thursday, 7/7/2011
Subject: Status of Larry Tremblay
Dear Sir,
Larry Tremblay shouldn't play at AA Lithlad Lambas!
He has an AVG of .212 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 7/11/2011
Subject: Drogo Loamsdown is sick...
Diagnosis: Cursed in the Paths of the Dead.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take one week.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Wednesday, 7/20/2011
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Betsie Bats
Date: Thursday, 7/21/2011
Subject: Status of Richard Kluesner
Dear Sir,
Richard Kluesner has problems at AA Lithlad Lambas!
He has an ERA of 5.52, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 7/25/2011
Subject: Status of Golluhir Galand
Dear Sir,
Golluhir Galand has an AVG of .183 at AA Lithlad Lambas!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 7/28/2011
Subject: Status of Bobby Asbury
Dear Sir,
Bobby Asbury shouldn't play at AA Lithlad Lambas!
He has an AVG of .204 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 8/8/2011
Subject: Sarin Redear
Sarin Redear is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 8/15/2011
Subject: Status of Jason Wills
Dear Sir,
Jason Wills isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Lithlad Lambas!
He has an AVG of .234, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 9/29/2011
Subject: Olli Pimmelgrim
Olli Pimmelgrim is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Tuesday, 10/25/2011
Subject: Bifur Thunderarrow is sick...
Diagnosis: Stomach Flu.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take one week.
Regards,
Team Doctor
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