Date: Sunday, 5/1/2011
Subject: Progress of Grink Celebalataiel
Dear Sir,
Grink Celebalataiel is hitting the ball well at A White Mountain Raiders!
He has an AVG of .310, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2011
Subject: Status of Griswold Arwamli
Dear Sir,
Griswold Arwamli shouldn't play at AA West-emnet Orcs!
He has an AVG of .195 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2011
Subject: Status of Love Grue
Dear Sir,
Love Grue shouldn't play at AA West-emnet Orcs!
He has an AVG of .165 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2011
Subject: Status of Paul Kinard
Dear Sir,
Paul Kinard has an ERA of 6.68 at AA West-emnet Orcs.
I believe he isn't ready yet for that level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2011
Subject: Status of Eiamir Driderthrower
Dear Sir,
Eiamir Driderthrower shouldn't play at AA West-emnet Orcs!
He has an AVG of .202 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2011
Subject: Status of George Lasalle
Dear Sir,
George Lasalle isn't hitting the ball at all at AA West-emnet Orcs!
He has an AVG of .205, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 5/1/2011
Subject: Status of James Norsworthy
Dear Sir,
James Norsworthy has an AVG of .233 at AA West-emnet Orcs!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 5/13/2011
Subject: Status of Banar Anvildelver
Dear Sir,
Banar Anvildelver isn't hitting the ball at all at AA West-emnet Orcs!
He has an AVG of .228, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/16/2011
Subject: Progress of John Laflamme
Dear Sir,
John Laflamme is doing pretty good at AA West-emnet Orcs!
He has an ERA of 2.63, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/17/2011
Subject: Progress of Marcos Ibañez
Dear Sir,
Marcos Ibañez is doing pretty good at AA West-emnet Orcs!
He has an ERA of 2.13, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 5/27/2011
Subject: Status of Dejahja Dwarfgobber
Dear Sir,
Dejahja Dwarfgobber seems overmatched at AA West-emnet Orcs!
He has an ERA of 5.74 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/31/2011
Subject: Marco Conejo learns new position
Marco Conejo has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Second Base.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Saturday, 6/11/2011
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Boran Armormasher
Date: Tuesday, 6/14/2011
Subject: Status of Dejmina Soriand
Dear Sir,
Dejmina Soriand isn't hitting the ball at all at AA West-emnet Orcs!
He has an AVG of .244, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 6/21/2011
Subject: Ferdinand Demoneater learns new position
Ferdinand Demoneater has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Shortstop.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Monday, 6/27/2011
Subject: Progress of Benji Iradier
Dear Sir,
Benji Iradier is doing pretty good at AA West-emnet Orcs!
He has an ERA of 3.90, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 8/1/2011
Subject: Nifur Earthdicer learns new position
Nifur Earthdicer has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Rightfield.
I would rate his skills as "3" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Wednesday, 8/10/2011
Subject: Successful Promotion Day
Hello,
That was quite a nice game, the fans loved it!
It seems that the promotion was a success, our
fan interest increased!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Monday, 8/22/2011
Subject: John Robbins failed learning new position
John Robbins doesn't seem to make
any progress learning his new position, Centerfield.
I would give up this experiment before his hitting suffers.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Monday, 8/29/2011
Subject: Successful Promotion Day
Hello,
That was quite a nice game, the fans loved it!
It seems that the promotion was a success, our
fan interest increased!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Monday, 9/12/2011
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Perauman Merumli
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