Date: Wednesday, 1/31/2012
Subject: Eridush Faelivirin defected and enters league.
34 year old Pitcher Eridush Faelivirin defected from Cuba and is now
available as a free agent.
Regards,
League Commissioner
Date: Wednesday, 1/31/2012
Subject: Pushlakh Thrilmanduil defected and enters league.
27 year old Pitcher Pushlakh Thrilmanduil defected from Cuba and is now
available as a free agent.
Regards,
League Commissioner
Date: Sunday, 4/1/2012
Subject: Retirement
Dear Sir,
I think it is time to leave the show. This will
probably be my last year. Just wanted to let you know!
Regards,
Grodriel Goraugrin
Date: Monday, 4/30/2012
Subject: Kegan Ogrehammer learns new position
Kegan Ogrehammer has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Leftfield.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2012
Subject: Status of Samwise Forgehead
Dear Sir,
Samwise Forgehead shouldn't play at AA Aglarond Ice!
He has an AVG of .229 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2012
Subject: Status of Danilo Tafoya
Dear Sir,
Danilo Tafoya has problems at AA Aglarond Ice!
He has an ERA of 6.23, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2012
Subject: Status of Mark Trader
Dear Sir,
Mark Trader isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Aglarond Ice!
He has an AVG of .233, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2012
Subject: Status of Beogrin Baulas
Dear Sir,
Beogrin Baulas seems overmatched at AA Aglarond Ice!
He has an ERA of 5.97 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/3/2012
Subject: Status of Thomas Ickes
Dear Sir,
Thomas Ickes has problems at AA Aglarond Ice!
He has an ERA of 5.49, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/7/2012
Subject: Status of Ellsworth Absher
Dear Sir,
Ellsworth Absher shouldn't play at AA Aglarond Ice!
He has an AVG of .243 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/8/2012
Subject: Status of Raul Jacquez
Dear Sir,
Raul Jacquez isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Aglarond Ice!
He has an AVG of .248, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/10/2012
Subject: David Deboer learns new position
David Deboer has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Third Base.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Saturday, 5/12/2012
Subject: Daisy Willowbottom healing process
Daisy Willowbottom is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 5/13/2012
Subject: Status of Freadoc Brainslasher
Dear Sir,
Freadoc Brainslasher has an AVG of .192 at AA Aglarond Ice!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/14/2012
Subject: Progress of Boli Stoneteeth
Dear Sir,
Boli Stoneteeth is hitting the ball well at AA Aglarond Ice!
He has an AVG of .275, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/14/2012
Subject: Status of Douglas Minnich
Dear Sir,
Douglas Minnich has problems at AA Aglarond Ice!
He has an ERA of 6.86, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/16/2012
Subject: Progress of Vasil Moss
Dear Sir,
Vasil Moss is hitting the ball well at AA Aglarond Ice!
He has an AVG of .412, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/19/2012
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Robert Lauzon
Date: Thursday, 5/24/2012
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Vorseen Timbor
Date: Thursday, 5/31/2012
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Higor Elfdrinker
Date: Friday, 6/1/2012
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Fosco Bramble
Date: Monday, 6/18/2012
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans seem to be pleased by the signing of Mororon Meriawyn.
The overall fan interest increases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Saturday, 6/23/2012
Subject: Mororon Meriawyn is sick...
Diagnosis: Breath stolen by Barrow-wight.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 4 days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Tuesday, 6/26/2012
Subject: Waiver claim/Sign
Hello,
you have claimed Till Grub off waivers and signed him.
Regards,
Assistant GM
Date: Sunday, 7/1/2012
Subject: Status of William Carroll
Dear Sir,
William Carroll shouldn't play at AA Aglarond Ice!
He has an AVG of .226 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 7/6/2012
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Vruugak Throatshaker
Date: Sunday, 7/8/2012
Subject: Vorseen Timbor healing process
Vorseen Timbor is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Wednesday, 7/18/2012
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Hisil Goldcrusher
Date: Monday, 7/30/2012
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello Sir,
we have put a claim on Ufrat Deathskull.
Regards,
Lothlorien GM
Date: Tuesday, 7/31/2012
Subject: Waiver claim/Sign
Hello,
you have claimed Vrsidush Stonejuggler off waivers and signed him.
Regards,
Assistant GM
Date: Monday, 8/6/2012
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello Sir,
we have put a claim on Thoma Thugast.
Regards,
Lothlorien GM
Date: Tuesday, 8/7/2012
Subject: Waiver claim/Sign
Hello,
you have claimed Pimra Gàlas off waivers and signed him.
Regards,
Assistant GM
Date: Tuesday, 8/7/2012
Subject: Waiver claim/Sign
Hello,
you have claimed Fikak Daggerprodder off waivers and signed him.
Regards,
Assistant GM
Date: Tuesday, 8/7/2012
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello,
we have claimed Thoma Thugast off waivers and signed him.
Regards,
Lothlorien GM
Date: Tuesday, 8/7/2012
Subject: Waiver claim/Sign
Hello,
you have claimed G'Kar Warriorcast off waivers and signed him.
Regards,
Assistant GM
Date: Sunday, 8/12/2012
Subject: Vorseen Timbor
Vorseen Timbor is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 8/18/2012
Subject: Juan Domenech healing process
Juan Domenech is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Wednesday, 8/29/2012
Subject: William Carroll learns new position
William Carroll has made noteable progress
learning his new position, First Base.
I would rate his skills as "4" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Friday, 8/31/2012
Subject: Status of William Carroll
Dear Sir,
William Carroll isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Aglarond Ice!
He has an AVG of .248, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 9/30/2012
Subject: Freadoc Brainslasher is sick...
Diagnosis: Accosted by Uruk-Hai.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 6 days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Thursday, 10/11/2012
Subject: Hewpack *Belliarm
Hewpack *Belliarm is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
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