Date: Wednesday, 1/31/2012
Subject: Eridush Faelivirin defected and enters league.
34 year old Pitcher Eridush Faelivirin defected from Cuba and is now
available as a free agent.
Regards,
League Commissioner
Date: Wednesday, 1/31/2012
Subject: Pushlakh Thrilmanduil defected and enters league.
27 year old Pitcher Pushlakh Thrilmanduil defected from Cuba and is now
available as a free agent.
Regards,
League Commissioner
Date: Tuesday, 2/27/2012
Subject: Contract offer
You have to be kidding me with your offer.
Offer more money or I will not even think about it.
Regards,
Mororon Meriawyn
Date: Tuesday, 2/27/2012
Subject: Are you serious
I have to say that I am VERY disappointed!
That's not the way business is done.
How can you offer ME a minor league deal???
Bombur Granitebrow
Date: Tuesday, 2/27/2012
Subject: Contract offer
You have to be kidding me with your offer.
Offer more money or I will not even think about it.
Regards,
Pushlakh Thrilmanduil
Date: Tuesday, 2/27/2012
Subject: Your offer sounds good
I have to admit that I like your offer.
So far, it's the best one I've received.
Regards,
Sarin Sandslinger
Date: Thursday, 3/1/2012
Subject: I'll sign elsewhere
Sorry, Isengard has made the best overall offer.
I'll sign with them. Good luck this season!
Regards,
Bombur Granitebrow
Date: Thursday, 3/1/2012
Subject: I'll sign elsewhere
Sorry, Isengard has made the best overall offer.
I'll sign with them. Good luck this season!
Regards,
Pushlakh Thrilmanduil
Date: Thursday, 3/1/2012
Subject: Thank you, I'll sign!
Your contract offer is really what I'm looking for.
I'm looking forward to playing with Misty Mountain!
Regards,
Sarin Sandslinger
Date: Sunday, 4/1/2012
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans aren't really happy about the loss of Vamsh Ratchewer.
The overall fan interest decreases slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Wednesday, 4/4/2012
Subject: Luglok the Sneaky healing process
Luglok the Sneaky is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 4/22/2012
Subject: Luglok the Sneaky healing process
Luglok the Sneaky is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2012
Subject: Progress of Marcho Fields
Dear Sir,
Marcho Fields has an AVG of .288 at A Southfarthing Snowthorns!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2012
Subject: Status of Motarek Firespeaker
Dear Sir,
Motarek Firespeaker isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Methedras Manglers!
He has an AVG of .148, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2012
Subject: Status of Grul Eläril
Dear Sir,
Grul Eläril has an AVG of .173 at AA Methedras Manglers!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2012
Subject: Status of Nomli Ringkiller
Dear Sir,
Nomli Ringkiller has an AVG of .189 at AA Methedras Manglers!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2012
Subject: Status of Refur Tandir
Dear Sir,
Refur Tandir has an AVG of .149 at AA Methedras Manglers!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/3/2012
Subject: Status of Kufur Whitfoot
Dear Sir,
Kufur Whitfoot shouldn't play at AA Methedras Manglers!
He has an AVG of .238 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/3/2012
Subject: Status of Grimthak the Paunch
Dear Sir,
Grimthak the Paunch has problems at AA Methedras Manglers!
He has an ERA of 6.45, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/5/2012
Subject: Tran Clawfoot
Tran Clawfoot is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Wednesday, 5/9/2012
Subject: Progress of Verin Orccrusher
Dear Sir,
Verin Orccrusher is doing pretty good at AA Methedras Manglers!
He has an ERA of 2.57, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/21/2012
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Siltina Gléng
Date: Tuesday, 5/22/2012
Subject: Kolin Hammertwister learns new position
Kolin Hammertwister has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Third Base.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Saturday, 5/26/2012
Subject: Luglok the Sneaky
Luglok the Sneaky is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 5/26/2012
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Nirag Giantslurper
Date: Tuesday, 5/29/2012
Subject: Why?
Sir,
so you want to trade me... well, I don't like the idea.
I like playing for your team, Sir. Please
change your mind!
Regards,
Novathiel Novathien
Date: Friday, 6/1/2012
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Sruukor Mansmasher
Date: Tuesday, 6/5/2012
Subject: Promotion Day
Dear Sir,
Congratulations, our fan interest increased slightly because
our team won on a promotion day. Good job!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Saturday, 6/9/2012
Subject: Istvan the Archer
Istvan the Archer is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Tuesday, 6/12/2012
Subject: Good Game
Hello,
The fact that we won on a promotion day seems
to have a positive effect on our fan interest!
It increased slightly.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Wednesday, 6/13/2012
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Norin Silverfoot
Date: Wednesday, 6/13/2012
Subject: Progress of Kolin Hammertwister
Dear Sir,
Kolin Hammertwister has an AVG of .294 at AA Methedras Manglers!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 6/14/2012
Subject: Progress of Linus Cavernmover
Dear Sir,
Linus Cavernmover has nothing more to prove at A Southfarthing Snowthorns!
He has an AVG of .287 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 6/18/2012
Subject: Starting pitcher
Manager,
Believe it or not, but I am a starting pitcher!
Would you please treat me as one and put
me in the rotation?
Regards,
Siltina Gléng
Date: Wednesday, 7/11/2012
Subject: Tuudash Musicfist learns new position
Tuudash Musicfist has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Leftfield.
I would rate his skills as "10" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Thursday, 7/12/2012
Subject: Lanar Elril-Garŕ is sick...
Diagnosis: Too Much Pipeweed.
He is day-to-day, but full recovery will take 6 days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 7/23/2012
Subject: Tink'jell Earthstrider learns new position
Tink'jell Earthstrider has made noteable progress
learning his new position, First Base.
I would rate his skills as "9" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Sunday, 7/29/2012
Subject: Status of Moli Willowbottom
Dear Sir,
Moli Willowbottom shouldn't play at AA Methedras Manglers!
He has an AVG of .246 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 7/31/2012
Subject: Kufur Whitfoot learns new position
Kufur Whitfoot has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Second Base.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Friday, 8/17/2012
Subject: Fuunai Dridergobber learns new position
Fuunai Dridergobber has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Rightfield.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Saturday, 8/18/2012
Subject: Marcho Fields learns new position
Marcho Fields has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Centerfield.
I would rate his skills as "5" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Saturday, 8/18/2012
Subject: Phanthor Forfilas
Phanthor Forfilas is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Thursday, 8/23/2012
Subject: Contract extension question
Dear Sir,
My contract expires after this season.
I would like to resign, so please let's talk!
Regards,
Sarin Sandslinger
Date: Monday, 8/27/2012
Subject: Successful Promotion Day
Hello,
That was quite a nice game, the fans loved it!
It seems that the promotion was a success, our
fan interest increased!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Tuesday, 9/4/2012
Subject: Linus Cavernmover learns new position
Linus Cavernmover has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Third Base.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Friday, 9/28/2012
Subject: Promotion Day
Dear Sir,
Congratulations, our fan interest increased slightly because
our team won on a promotion day. Good job!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Wednesday, 10/10/2012
Subject: Bagwurz Bloodaxe healing process
Bagwurz Bloodaxe is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Thursday, 10/25/2012
Subject: Marigold Aenoa
Marigold Aenoa is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
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