Date: Wednesday, 1/31/2012
Subject: Eridush Faelivirin defected and enters league.
34 year old Pitcher Eridush Faelivirin defected from Cuba and is now
available as a free agent.
Regards,
League Commissioner
Date: Wednesday, 1/31/2012
Subject: Pushlakh Thrilmanduil defected and enters league.
27 year old Pitcher Pushlakh Thrilmanduil defected from Cuba and is now
available as a free agent.
Regards,
League Commissioner
Date: Monday, 4/2/2012
Subject: Srunk Faelivirin healing process
Srunk Faelivirin is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 4/9/2012
Subject: Nicholas Dap healing process
Nicholas Dap is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2012
Subject: Status of Sugar Grue
Dear Sir,
Sugar Grue shouldn't play at AA Lithlad Lambas!
He has an AVG of .190 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2012
Subject: Status of Arweawyn Beländir
Dear Sir,
Arweawyn Beländir has an AVG of .204 at AA Lithlad Lambas!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2012
Subject: Status of Bobby Asbury
Dear Sir,
Bobby Asbury shouldn't play at AA Lithlad Lambas!
He has an AVG of .223 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/3/2012
Subject: Status of Richard Kluesner
Dear Sir,
Richard Kluesner has problems at AA Lithlad Lambas!
He has an ERA of 5.57, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/7/2012
Subject: Gamilas Eowil-Galad
Gamilas Eowil-Galad is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 5/13/2012
Subject: Status of Jason Wills
Dear Sir,
Jason Wills has an AVG of .244 at AA Lithlad Lambas!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/17/2012
Subject: Billy Proudfoot healing process
Billy Proudfoot is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Sunday, 5/20/2012
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Pimra Gàlas
Date: Monday, 5/21/2012
Subject: Billy Proudfoot healing process
Billy Proudfoot is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 5/21/2012
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Betsie Bats
Date: Tuesday, 5/22/2012
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Gamilas Eowil-Galad
Date: Monday, 5/28/2012
Subject: Richard Funderburg
Richard Funderburg is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 6/2/2012
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Faraind Farailob
Date: Tuesday, 6/12/2012
Subject: Contract
Dear Sir,
I would like to negotiate a contract extension!
Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards,
Buuurk Badgerhater
Date: Thursday, 6/21/2012
Subject: Progress of Vralak Footpoker
Dear Sir,
Vralak Footpoker has an ERA of 2.75 at AA Lithlad Lambas!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 6/22/2012
Subject: Status of Robert Lapointe
Dear Sir,
Robert Lapointe seems overmatched at AA Lithlad Lambas!
He has an ERA of 5.06 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 6/25/2012
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Issbis Elarandel
Date: Thursday, 6/28/2012
Subject: Jason Wills healing process
Jason Wills is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 14 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Friday, 6/29/2012
Subject: Nicholas Backus learns new position
Nicholas Backus has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Shortstop.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
Date: Tuesday, 7/3/2012
Subject: Progress of Porto Hammerarm
Dear Sir,
Porto Hammerarm has nothing more to prove at A Ettenmoors Eruption!
He has an ERA of 2.91 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 8/7/2012
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello,
we have claimed Pimra Gàlas off waivers and signed him.
Regards,
Dunharrow GM
Date: Sunday, 8/12/2012
Subject: Glenn Allen healing process
Glenn Allen is not recovering as fast as I have
hoped! So expect his injury to last about 7 more days.
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Saturday, 8/18/2012
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more than being a reliver.
I want a spot in the rotation, I think
I would do an adequate job. Otherwise, I'd like to play
elsewhere!
Regards,
Ugku the Tough
Date: Wednesday, 8/22/2012
Subject: Progress of Salg Anóndir
Dear Sir,
Salg Anóndir has nothing more to prove at AA Lithlad Lambas!
He has an AVG of .314 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards,
Scouting Director
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