Date: Wednesday, 1/31/2012
Subject: Eridush Faelivirin defected and enters league.
34 year old Pitcher Eridush Faelivirin defected from Cuba and is now
available as a free agent.
Regards,
League Commissioner
Date: Wednesday, 1/31/2012
Subject: Pushlakh Thrilmanduil defected and enters league.
27 year old Pitcher Pushlakh Thrilmanduil defected from Cuba and is now
available as a free agent.
Regards,
League Commissioner
Date: Monday, 4/16/2012
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello Sir,
we have put a claim on Joaquin Alvarez.
Regards,
Lothlorien GM
Date: Tuesday, 4/17/2012
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello,
we have claimed Joaquin Alvarez off waivers and signed him.
Regards,
Lothlorien GM
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2012
Subject: Status of John Phair
Dear Sir,
John Phair has problems at AA Nisimaldar Knights!
He has an ERA of 8.02, so you might
want to demote him soon, before his attitude suffers!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2012
Subject: Status of Stephen Lacy
Dear Sir,
Stephen Lacy isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Nisimaldar Knights!
He has an AVG of .243, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2012
Subject: Status of Michael Yun
Dear Sir,
Michael Yun has an AVG of .236 at AA Nisimaldar Knights!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2012
Subject: Status of Richard Mitchell
Dear Sir,
Richard Mitchell isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Nisimaldar Knights!
He has an AVG of .175, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2012
Subject: Status of Marcelino Fernandez
Dear Sir,
Marcelino Fernandez isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Nisimaldar Knights!
He has an AVG of .218, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2012
Subject: Status of Steven Rogers
Dear Sir,
Steven Rogers has an AVG of .235 at AA Nisimaldar Knights!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Thursday, 5/10/2012
Subject: My role in this team
Sir,
I believe that I am deserving more playing time.
I hope you put me in the starting lineup more often!
Regards,
Ruzdug the Wicked
Date: Friday, 5/18/2012
Subject: Status of Alan Fil-gariand
Dear Sir,
Alan Fil-gariand isn't hitting the ball at all at AA Nisimaldar Knights!
He has an AVG of .247, so a demotion is
the right choice. He shouldn't be emberassed any more.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Saturday, 5/26/2012
Subject: Status of Hark Elefonthrower
Dear Sir,
Hark Elefonthrower seems overmatched at AA Nisimaldar Knights!
He has an ERA of 5.06 over there, so I think
you should demote him.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 5/28/2012
Subject: Status of Glasil Silversmelter
Dear Sir,
Glasil Silversmelter has an AVG of .196 at AA Nisimaldar Knights!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 6/10/2012
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Dogush Bonedragger
Date: Monday, 6/11/2012
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Gugnar Goblinback
Date: Monday, 6/25/2012
Subject: Progress of Gamilmir Galadrienduil
Dear Sir,
Gamilmir Galadrienduil has an ERA of 3.51 at AA Nisimaldar Knights!
I believe he is ready for the next level!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Friday, 7/13/2012
Subject: Mundin Elfplate
Mundin Elfplate is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Friday, 8/3/2012
Subject: Dogush Bonedragger
Dogush Bonedragger is ready to be activated from the DL!
Regards,
Team Doctor
Date: Monday, 8/20/2012
Subject: Status of Gloilin Hammerbelly
Dear Sir,
Gloilin Hammerbelly has an AVG of .246 at AA Nisimaldar Knights!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
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