Date: Wednesday, 1/31/2012
Subject: Eridush Faelivirin defected and enters league.
34 year old Pitcher Eridush Faelivirin defected from Cuba and is now
available as a free agent.
Regards,
League Commissioner
Date: Wednesday, 1/31/2012
Subject: Pushlakh Thrilmanduil defected and enters league.
27 year old Pitcher Pushlakh Thrilmanduil defected from Cuba and is now
available as a free agent.
Regards,
League Commissioner
Date: Friday, 3/2/2012
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello Sir,
we have put a claim on Kelir Shieldhead.
Regards,
Moria GM
Date: Friday, 3/9/2012
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello,
we have claimed Kelir Shieldhead off waivers and signed him.
Regards,
Moria GM
Date: Sunday, 4/15/2012
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
Our fans are shocked that you did not keep Araiborn Aralbo on the team!
The overall fan interest almost crashed!
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Sunday, 4/15/2012
Subject: Fan Reaction
Hello Boss,
The fans are not happy that you let Lor Coalspear go.
The overall fan interest decreases noticeably.
Sincerly,
Your PR Director
Date: Monday, 4/16/2012
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello Sir,
we have put a claim on Kuran Hedgeworth.
Regards,
Rohan GM
Date: Monday, 4/23/2012
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello Sir,
we have put a claim on Kuran Hedgeworth.
Regards,
Dagorlad GM
Date: Monday, 4/23/2012
Subject: Waiver claim
Hello,
we have claimed Kuran Hedgeworth off waivers and signed him.
Regards,
Dagorlad GM
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2012
Subject: Status of Fred Schaeffer
Dear Sir,
Fred Schaeffer shouldn't play at AA Anfauglith Aristocrats!
He has an AVG of .238 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2012
Subject: Status of David Gorimli
Dear Sir,
David Gorimli has an AVG of .209 at AA Anfauglith Aristocrats!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2012
Subject: Status of Charlie Grue
Dear Sir,
Charlie Grue shouldn't play at AA Anfauglith Aristocrats!
He has an AVG of .130 over there, that might
be a sign that he has been promoted to soon. You
should demote him before he gets burned.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2012
Subject: Status of Minto Ironmasher
Dear Sir,
Minto Ironmasher has an AVG of .186 at AA Anfauglith Aristocrats!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 5/1/2012
Subject: Status of Minus Bolger
Dear Sir,
Minus Bolger has an AVG of .194 at AA Anfauglith Aristocrats!
That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/16/2012
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Merimac Snowmouth
Date: Wednesday, 5/16/2012
Subject: Extension?
Dear Sir,
I am really enjoying playing for your team.
I would be interested in a contract extension!
How about you?
Regards,
Nuumsh Gnomeraper
Date: Friday, 5/18/2012
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!
Sincerely,
Tella Legothien
Date: Thursday, 5/24/2012
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Legeon Iseogrin
Date: Tuesday, 6/26/2012
Subject: Contract extension
Hello,
I just wanted to let you know that I'm
in my last year of the contract.
Are you interested in giving me an extension?
I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards,
Feli Beardworker
Date: Thursday, 7/12/2012
Subject: Progress of Boinar Goblinshaker
Dear Sir,
Boinar Goblinshaker is doing pretty good at AA Anfauglith Aristocrats!
He has an ERA of 3.80, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 8/14/2012
Subject: Progress of Johnny Welton
Dear Sir,
Johnny Welton has nothing more to prove at A Hithlum Stallions!
He has an ERA of 3.62 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt.
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Tuesday, 8/14/2012
Subject: Progress of Ginar Eartharm
Dear Sir,
Ginar Eartharm is doing pretty good at AA Anfauglith Aristocrats!
He has an ERA of 3.59, so you might want
to promote him soon!
Regards,
Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 8/29/2012
Subject: Minto Ironmasher learns new position
Minto Ironmasher has made noteable progress
learning his new position, Shortstop.
I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards,
Your scouting director
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