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 | Star SP Antslammer Settles on Dead Marshes Thursday, January 21st, 2021: The Dead Marshes Uruk-hai presented a battle-hardened Andrack Antslammer to the local press corps today as their latest signing. The 37-year-old starting pitcher sealed a 2-year deal worth $21,000,000 mere hours before the formal introduction. In all, Antslammer has compiled a 156-125 mark during his career and a 3.62 ERA. |
