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 | the Good Gets 4-Game Suspension Thursday, July 11th, 2019: The Dol Guldur Dragons were not very happy with the home plate umpire in today's loss to Dunharrow at Dol Guldur Stadium. One in particular -- Gord the Good. Upon being called out on strikes, the Dragons third baseman gave the ump quite an earful. For that, the man in blue gave him the thumb and sent him to an early shower. But the disgruntled the Good lingered on the field for another five minutes berating the umpire. Finally his manager got him off the field and into the clubhouse. But it got worse after the game, when the Good told reporters, "He was blind today. They played 'Three Blind Mice' for him. If he doesn't know the words to the song, I'm sure we can get it in braille, so he can follow along." For all of his escapades and after-the-game oration, the league office suspended the Good for 4 games. This season the Good is swinging the bat at a .256 rate with 11 hits in 43 at-bats. To date he has hit no home runs, scored 6 runs and driven in 5. |
