| Player History |
| 07-26-2003 | Injured on 7/26/2003 with a Pulled Tricep Muscle, out for 8-9 weeks. |
| 06-30-2004 | Injured on 6/30/2004 with a Torn Ligament Elbow, out for full season. |
| 04-04-2006 | Injured on 4/4/2006 with a Pulled Rotator Cuff Muscle, out for 3 weeks. |
| 04-28-2007 | Earned first career win on 4/28/2007. |
| 08-08-2007 | Changed name on 8/8/2007 from James Stewart to Sjors Cheeseslicer. |
| 05-11-2008 | Had first career hit on 5/11/2008, off Beama Belil-Gariand (MIN). |
| 06-26-2008 | Hit first career homerun on 6/26/2008, off Drar Musicfist (DAG). |
| 06-27-2009 | Traded from Dol Guldur to Old Forest on 6/27/2009 (Going to DG: P Faraborn Elrum, LF Gamilas Eowil-Galad, P Drogo Loamsdown, 1B Vinar Silverbiter. Going to OF: RF Gollauman Gandilhil, P Sjors Cheeseslicer, P Bifur Snowlegs). |
| 09-25-2009 | Injured on 9/25/2009 with a Stiff Shoulder, out for one week. |
| 12-01-2009 | Won Return of the King Series with Old Forest in 2009. |
| 01-31-2011 | Gets a new one-year contract worth $871,429 through salary arbitration. |
| 06-13-2011 | Injured on 6/13/2011 with a Hyper Extended Elbow, out for one week. |
| 08-29-2011 | Won Player of the Week award on 8/29/2011, winning 2 games with a 1.59 ERA. |
| 09-12-2011 | Signed a contract extension with Old Forest, $7,000,000 per year, for 4 years. |
| 04-30-2012 | Won Player of the Week award on 4/30/2012, winning 2 games with a 2.08 ERA. |
| 10-01-2012 | Won Pitcher of the Month award on 10/1/2012, going 5-0, 1.97. |
| 06-14-2013 | Pitches a 5-hit shutout against the Minas Tirith Titans with 7 strikeouts and 0 BB allowed! |
| 06-27-2013 | Was selected to the 2013 Tolkien Baseball All-Star Game. |
| 07-31-2013 | Pitches a 5-hit shutout against the Minas Tirith Titans with 7 strikeouts and 2 BB allowed! |
| 08-15-2013 | Pitches a 4-hit shutout against the Dead Marshes Uruk-hai with 10 strikeouts and 1 BB allowed! |
| 09-05-2013 | Pitches a 1-hit shutout against the Rivendell Royals with 8 strikeouts and 0 BB allowed! |
| 09-15-2013 | Pitches a 3-hit shutout against the Bree Cheese with 8 strikeouts and 1 BB allowed! |
| 11-09-2013 | Wins the 2013 SGCBL SC Gandalf Pitcher Award. |
| 01-01-2014 | SISA scouting updated ratings (potential): Stuff: 68 (71); Movement: 93 (92); Control: 92 (91). |
| 05-09-2014 | Pitches a 5-hit shutout against the Wilderland Wargs with 9 strikeouts and 2 BB allowed! |
| 05-26-2014 | Pitches a NO-HITTER against the Bucklebury Fairies with 12 strikeouts and 1 BB allowed! |
| 06-23-2014 | Was selected to the 2014 Tolkien Baseball All-Star Game. |
| 01-01-2015 | SISA scouting updated ratings (potential): Stuff: 69 (71); Movement: 91 (92); Control: 90 (91). |
| 04-07-2015 | Pitches a 1-hit shutout against the Mirkwood Marauders with 7 strikeouts and 0 BB allowed! |
| 05-10-2015 | Pitches a 2-hit shutout against the Bucklebury Fairies with 7 strikeouts and 1 BB allowed! |
| 06-20-2015 | Pitches a 5-hit shutout against the Mirkwood Marauders with 8 strikeouts and 1 BB allowed! |
| 08-20-2015 | Signed a 3-year contract extension worth a total of $52,500,000 with the Old Forest Merry Fellows organization. |
| 08-27-2015 | Pitches a 1-hit shutout against the Dol Guldur Dragons with 10 strikeouts and 2 BB allowed! |
| 01-01-2016 | SISA scouting updated ratings (potential): Stuff: 71 (71); Movement: 91 (92); Control: 90 (91). |
| 05-01-2016 | Wins the SGCBL SC Pitcher of the Month Award. |
| 05-10-2016 | Pitches a 5-hit shutout against the Bucklebury Fairies with 11 strikeouts and 0 BB allowed! |
| 05-15-2016 | Pitches a 5-hit shutout against the Mirkwood Marauders with 8 strikeouts and 0 BB allowed! |
| 06-27-2016 | Was selected to the 2016 Tolkien Baseball All-Star Game. |
| 08-01-2016 | Wins the SGCBL SC Pitcher of the Month Award. |
| 10-27-2016 | Won the 2016 Tolkien Baseball Return of the King Series with the Old Forest Merry Fellows! |
| 10-28-2016 | Wins the 2016 SGCBL SC Gandalf Pitcher Award. |
| 01-01-2017 | SISA scouting updated ratings (potential): Stuff: 71 (71); Movement: 91 (92); Control: 90 (91). |