| Breaking News |  | Thursday, August 3rd, 2017: 5-5 Day for Chiselfist Withywindle right fielder Kosil Chiselfist could do no wrong in today's 34-4 win over the Knights as he collected 5 hits.
"In every one of his at-bats things were in his favor...he got hitter's counts," the skipper of the Knights said to the press corps after the game.
Chiselfist agreed. "The key is getting ahead. Once you get ahead, it makes it a lot easier because you get a better pitch to hit. You know the pitcher has to come in with it. And you're ready."
K. Chiselfist singled in the 1st, hit an RBI single in the 2nd, hit a two-run home run off B. Underhill in the 3rd, hit a two-run double in the 3rd, hit a GRAND SLAM off C. Kendrick in the 4th, walked in the 5th, walked in the 6th and walked in the 8th.
Chiselfist has collected 56 hits for the Weirdos this year, 8 of them home runs. He has also netted 43 RBIs and scored 44 runs while batting .237. |  | Thursday, August 3rd, 2017: Celolas 5-7 Against Nisimaldor It's not something you read in the sports pages everyday -- a 5-for-7 day. It may only come around once in a career -- a lot of players never have one -- but Giden Celolas got one today. He scattered hits all over Field of the Weirdos to pace Withywindle to a 34-4 victory over Nisimaldor.
The Nisimaldor skipper told reporters in the press room, "Tip your hat to him. He hit some good pitches. According to the scouting report, Celolas hit several that he is not supposed to hit."
G. Celolas flied out in the 1st, hit a two-run double in the 2nd, struck out in the 3rd, hit an RBI single in the 3rd, walked in a run in the 4th, hit a two-run double in the 5th, doubled in the 6th and singled in the 8th.
Looking at his 2017 season stats, Celolas has compiled a .298 batting average in 88 games with a .332 on-base percentage, while hitting 4 home runs and driving in 42 runs. |  | Friday, July 21st, 2017: Withywindle Comes up Empty Against Drowbelly Speaking after the game, the Methedras manager said, "Dudish Drowbelly had everything going for him. He controlled their bat speed, stayed down, had a lot of movement... he had it all...masterful."
Drowbelly held the Withywindle Weirdos to 2 hits and fashioned a fine 7-0 shutout. He had 2 walks and 11 strikeouts in the game.
"We couldn't get anything going. He certainly had our number," the Withywindle skipper told reporters.
This season Drowbelly has 11 wins and 6 losses and a 3.13 ERA. | | | | Team Information | | Record overall | 77-43, .642 PCT | | Position in Division | 2nd, 4.0 GB | | Record at home | 37-23, .617 PCT | | Record on the road | 40-20, .667 PCT | | Record in X-inning games | 4-7, .364 PCT | | Record in one-run games | 12-18, .400 PCT | | Record versus LHP | 24-11, .686 PCT | | Record versus RHP | 53-32, .624 PCT | | Record last 10 games | 6-4, .600 PCT | | Record in April | 19-9, .679 PCT | | Record in May | 19-10, .655 PCT | | Record in June | 15-10, .600 PCT | | Record in July | 19-10, .655 PCT | | Record in August | 5-4, .556 PCT |
| Team Batting Stats & Rankings | | Batting Average | .272 - 5th in BL | | On-Base Percentage | .369 - 2nd in BL | | Slugging Percentage | .392 - 3rd in BL | | On-Base + Slugging | .761 - 2nd in BL | | Runs Scored | 674 - 2nd in BL | | Hits | 1126 - 6th in BL | | Extra-Base Hits | 337 - 2nd in BL | | Home Runs | 65 - 7th in BL | | Bases-On-Balls | 604 - 1st in BL | | Strikeouts | 681 - 3rd in BL | | Stolen Bases | 103 - 5th in BL |
| Team Pitching Stats & Rankings | | Earned Run Average | 3.29 - 2nd in BL | | Starters' ERA | 3.12 - 1st in BL | | Bullpen ERA | 3.74 - 4th in BL | | Runs allowed | 436 - 2nd in BL | | Hits allowed | 989 - 3rd in BL | | Opponents AVG | .243 - 3rd in BL | | BABIP | .278 - 2nd in BL | | Home Runs allowed | 57 - tied for 5th in BL | | Bases-On-Balls | 341 - 2nd in BL | | Strikeouts | 661 - 7th in BL |
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